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LOL maign, LOL.

toomanyhelicopters wrote:kenny - snowboarding, wakeboarding, skiing, skateboarding, skydiving, scuba diving, snorkelling, window-washing on a high-rise, and playing golf.

JB: snowmen, attending a wake, skinny dipping, rollerskating, muff diving, snuba, the snorks, "I don't do windows," walking.

JW: avalanche!, boogieboarding, skinned alive, rollerblading, parachute fails to deploy, the Eagles' "Peaceful Easy Feeling", shark attack!, the CNA building deploys a pane of glass and cuts you in two, tumors.

Kenny: Documentary proposal: "Donkey staring in the mirror."



Faiz

kerble wrote:Kenny: Documentary proposal: "Donkey staring in the mirror."



Faiz

JW: Whispering a marriage proposal into a donkey’s ear.

JB: Documentary proposal: “Steve Albini rides a donkey across the state of Denmark, blindfolded.â€

kerble wrote:

toomanyhelicopters wrote:kenny - snowboarding, wakeboarding, skiing, skateboarding, skydiving, scuba diving, snorkelling, window-washing on a high-rise, and playing golf.

JB: snowmen, attending a wake, skinny dipping, rollerskating, muff diving, snuba, the snorks, "I don't do windows," walking.

JW: avalanche!, boogieboarding, skinned alive, rollerblading, parachute fails to deploy, the Eagles' "Peaceful Easy Feeling", shark attack!, the CNA building deploys a pane of glass and cuts you in two, tumors.

Kenny: Documentary proposal: "Donkey staring in the mirror."



Faiz

handled like a true master! i really didn't know where that one was going. but you definitely took that kenny to places i couldn't even imagine. you are a gentleman, a scholar, and a total douche! cheers!

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Kenny buy you a drink: A one legged girl who frequently serves you at a coffee shop is infatuated with your hands and stares and stares at them whenever you order. This morning you are not sure whether she said “One Frappacino, just for youâ€

LAD wrote:Kenny Cracked Corn:

When your grandmother coughs/sneezes at the dinner table and her food/drink from her mouth sprays your hands, face, and meal.

Just Better- Giving your grand-mother a sensual sponge-bath

Just Worse- Whilst assisting your grandmother dry herself off after the afore-mentioned sponge bath she looses bowel and bladder control all over your tight girly pants and scenester shoes.


Kenny- Popping the enormous blood and pus filled pimple located on an area known as "the taint" that recieves maximum friction against pants and any other undergarment when performing any leg motion and being unknownigly viewed by your obese 47 year old homosexual boss whilst utilizing your low-paying customer service job's public bathroom mirror to most effectively pinch the pimple in question as effectively as possible so that it may reach critical mass and alleviate pain through rupture.

Carry Me Away wrote:

Kenny- Popping the enormous blood and pus filled pimple located on an area known as "the taint" that recieves maximum friction against pants and any other undergarment when performing any leg motion and being unknownigly viewed by your obese 47 year old homosexual boss whilst utilizing your low-paying customer service job's public bathroom mirror to most effectively pinch the pimple in question as effectively as possible so that it may reach critical mass and alleviate pain through rupture.

jb: Inventing a time machine and travelling backwards in time to just a couple of minutes ago and finding myself and stabbing my eyes out before reading that incredibly stomach-churning Kenny request.

jw: As above, but I fight back against my future-self and as we teeter, locked together, both sets of my eyes lock on this dual stomach-churning Kenny request. Horrified and scarred, we both go back in time to fight the other two mes. And so on and so on, thus creating an infinitely multiplying closed time-space loop. Or, Hell.


Please render unto Kenny:


Mojo magazine's enclosed CD compilation, "[Red Hot] Chili Pepper's Jukebox" featuring 15 tracks selected by the band, including Gang of Four, Circle Jerks, Ohio Players, Sly/Fam. Stone, Adolescents, The Weirdos, Jameses Chance and Brown, Blonde Redhead, Slits, Descendents, Wipers, Harmonia, Zappa and Funkadelic.

Mr. Chimp wrote:Please render unto Kenny:


Mojo magazine's enclosed CD compilation, "[Red Hot] Chili Pepper's Jukebox" featuring 15 tracks selected by the band, including Gang of Four, Circle Jerks, Ohio Players, Sly/Fam. Stone, Adolescents, The Weirdos, Jameses Chance and Brown, Blonde Redhead, Slits, Descendents, Wipers, Harmonia, Zappa and Funkadelic.

Just Better: Being one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' handlers/mouthpieces and sneaking the good bands (Gang of Four, Ohio Players, Sly/Fam. Stone, The Weirdos, Jameses Chance and Brown, Slits, Wipers, Harmonia, and Funkadelic) onto this CD without their knowing about it.

Just Worse: Being a member of or fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.


Kenny: the "expanded" Talking Heads lineup

Man that previous one about the Taint ... funny stuff.

Mr. Chimp wrote:Please render unto Kenny:
Mojo magazine's enclosed CD compilation, "[Red Hot] Chili Pepper's Jukebox" featuring 15 tracks selected by the band, including Gang of Four, Circle Jerks, Ohio Players, Sly/Fam. Stone, Adolescents, The Weirdos, Jameses Chance and Brown, Blonde Redhead, Slits, Descendents, Wipers, Harmonia, Zappa and Funkadelic.

Hokay!

JB: Tape Op's enclosed CD compilation, including songs from 15 bands you've heard of but never actually heard. You are delighted by about half the songs, which is a pretty good batting average. You go out and buy records by the bands on the CD.

JW: The Wire magazine's enclosed CD compilation, including "songs" from 15 "artists" you are too timid to admit you don't like, but you keep the CD in plain view on yr coffee table so the swells and the swanks who come over will think you are "hip."

Please Iron Chef Chen Kenichi the following:

Parlaying your fame as a middling television chef personality into a gig at the Iron Chef showdown, during which the Secret Ingredient is revealed to be human flesh.