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Boombats wrote:
enframed wrote:my personality is here. be careful. it's very fragile.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/q4ywe8


When I downloaded it, all I got were big red letters saying "HE'S A DICK."


Fo real though, you prob shouldn't tell your new short boss anything about your personality test results or he'll never leave you alone about it. As it is, he's probably going to keep telling you about his.


My friend told me the he found the test results complimentary. Of course, he's suicidal on a bi-annual basis.

My fear, and I've never really been a conspiracy theorist, is that the organization may use my test results against me. For all I know the "big boss" has a copy everyone's.
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.

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honeyisfunny wrote:
dontfeartheringo wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I logged onto the EA Forum to find that Americans are now aspiring to quieten Simmo's moaning.



FYP.


( edit:: btw.... this is not meant to be mean spirited. I like this simmo fellow. I do hope he'll come visit after his period of bereavement ends. I never know if my nudgenudgewink gets translated over the wire...)


Simmo just came round my house, took a mobile phone charger and declared that he would have sex with anybody of any age if they were wearing high heels. I am not lying.


Hey, I'm not the one working on art work commissioned by paedophiles.
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


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I had a dream last night that 10.000 people in Iraq were killed by jet fighters cause they were on a big event (a concert or something) secured by Iraqi police. Police was not allowed to do this kind of stuff without asking US army first, so it was decided that they're all terrorists so they need to be killed. Later bodies were thrown into a big (really big, so they all fit) ground and CNN reporter was saying how many people survived but their eyes popped out.

Urgh.

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Christ, the weather today is absolutely brutal!

Was walking through the Victoria Shopping Centre (or mall, if you prefer) on my way to work this morning, and they were piping out the theme from Twin Peaks over the PA. Weird.
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


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My hunt for a drummist is over! Met an old friend yesterday - haven’t seen him for 10 years… Conversation (after colliding on a tube platform) went:

“Gez Pete – how’s it going?”

“Yeah cool. 10 Years huh. What have you been up to?”

“Not much. You still play the drums? Want to start a crap noise rock/ metal group?”

“Yeah”

Easy as that. First session tonight.

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emmanuelle cunt wrote:I had a dream last night that 10.000 people in Iraq were killed by jet fighters cause they were on a big event (a concert or something) secured by Iraqi police. Police was not allowed to do this kind of stuff without asking US army first, so it was decided that they're all terrorists so they need to be killed. Later bodies were thrown into a big (really big, so they all fit) ground and CNN reporter was saying how many people survived but their eyes popped out.

Urgh.


I fell asleep this evening and dreamed that I was in Vietnam, picking this fruit that had spikes on it and looked like it was covered in cob-web or mold. I think that I was there because I was a journalist or a photographer.

At one point, I went back to our "base," which was this empty, grey concrete building and my mother's side of the family was dead and laid out in grotesque manners within this building, including my disabled uncle half-buried in a fire pit. I woke up wanting to vomit. The worst part was that it was very, very realistic, so I could smell and touch everything in the dream, so the sensory detail was accurate.

This is still better than the other dreams I've been having lately. Ever stabbed a middle-aged visage of Satan in the chest with a drawing compass before? Repeatedly?

If this doesn't stop soon, I'm going to succumb to a psychiatrist who will medicate me, a Catholic priest willing to perform an exorcism, or a fucking shaman. Seriously. My dreams are driving me insane and I can't sleep for more than two hours at a time.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

-Gustave Flaubert

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Mandroid2.0 wrote:This is still better than the other dreams I've been having lately. Ever stabbed a middle-aged visage of Satan in the chest with a drawing compass before? Repeatedly?


This sounds like a good dream - seriously badass. Not afraid of the bad guy, taking him out, using readilyavailable technical drawing equipment etc. No need for a priest or shrink - maybe just a trip to your nearest stationery supplier.

Plus if you could get a graphic rendition of this, maybe relocated to a volcano or Mars or somewhere, you'd have yourself some sweet album-cover artwork
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