Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:

Al Gore wrote:Ahem... I invented this thread.

To review, we have seen today Atari Teenage Riot references and jokes about Al Gore having invented the internet.

Russ, can you fix the calendar functionality on this thread? It's at least five years off -- maybe even ten.

Thanks.

No: Atari Teenage Riot references are once again retro. Nobody told you?

kerble wrote:I think it's just that you're logging in from Boise, Italia. In Idaho, Everything is Ten Years off.

Valid, but you should bump that figure up to at least fifteen years. Idaho regularly blows my mind by being a living anachronism.

That being said, Idaho felt like an oasis of progressivism and modernity when I returned from Utah last Sunday.

Utah!

It's creepy!

oxlongm wrote:Atari Teenage Riot references are once again retro. Nobody told you?

oxlongm, this is the quickest reinstatement in the history of this game.

oxlongm, you are IN.

And just in time. My lame duckness is just about up.

Salut.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Idaho regularly blows my mind by being a living anachronism.

Ok, I can't fucking resist:

1. Anachrophobia

2. Mydaho

3. Ten Years Before

I have no submissions as of now, but I would like to put my first vote forward for whoever suggested 'otter in law'

Motherfucker-in-law

Collander Girls

PLO Speedwagon

In The Drive-Thru

1.Pigeonraper

2.And Now, Ladies and Gentlemen....Crackbabies!

3. Dr. Strangelove, or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned To Fuck Your Mothers: The Band

AlBStern wrote:Starting today at 5pm and carrying on through the weekend, I propose that all participants (both current and previously eliminated) submit their top 3 favorite band names (your own or someone elses) that have been submitted since the game began. Names recieving the most votes will advance to the next round. All others will be eliminated.

My guess is that there will be many names receiving one or two votes; is there a committee that will decide which get in if there are more than 64 that tie with only one or two votes? I humbly suggest that in such an event, Tom Stack be allowed to choose any from the pool that tie to be in the final 64. Just a thought...upon review and re-review, here are my 3 favorites:


this hot dog is a hot dog


Curry Favor


This Panther Knows Portuguese?


(BTW - It was very hard not to include Tit-Flap Excuse. I still am somewhat uncomfortable when I read it.)

scott wrote:In The Drive-Thru

Naw, just kiddin.

Hey, I just looked through all 33 pages! Holy fuck! I actually fell asleep doing it, and woke up and finished up. After I fell asleep again. It wasn't boring, it was bedtime! Here are my three that I pick, followed by all of the runners-up that I enjoyed. I would like, after having spent so much time, to share with you a pool from which to pick some great fucking names. Up and at them!


tightest diaper
Skirt of Pee
Pant Gift

all of my winners were from the "weird clothing" theme. Hunh!!

runners-up

Labia Menorah
Officer Cuttiepants
Cockpunched in the face
Skid On Cripples
Voice of Boner
Chooch
St. Angler
the Li'l HissyFits
the Dancing Dancers
Shit and Run
Dick Sandwich
The Cooling Power of Worms
Riot Heeb
Minotard
Hairy boil! Pus!Pus!
Whoa, a Wizard
Otter-In-Law
Double Fake Wizard
Cats In Sinks

The weird clothing theme runners-up
Jerk-Sock
Kitten Sweater
Pube Scarf
Moustache Jacket

The family members and/or gayness theme runners-up:
Grampa:Sold
Santa's Boyfriend
Sold Grampa
Laverne On Shirley
P.S.: You're Gay
Coach, I'm Gay
The Queen Is Dad



And don't get me wrong, I like Al even though he always seems to brush up against my ass when he walks past... but if I were Brad, Al woulda been eliminated quite early on for this submission:


AlBStern
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:29 am

1) embolden our enema
2) Enough with the sock puppets already!
3) King Solomon was a liberal activist


Honestly, which of those bands would anybody go see? Beats me...