I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out last week and thus I haven't eaten any solid food in many days. Today I attempted to eat a piece of cheese and a bowl of cereal (not at the same time, mind you). It hurt like a motherfucker.

Last night, in the time between us leaving the Yellow Rose and me walking to the offy for lager and fags my chef housemate knocked up a balti style chicken curry complete with popadoms, minty yoghurt stuff and egg fried rice, which I was practically orgasming whilst consuming. I really cannot recommend highly enough sharing living space with a man who can cook like a god.

If the said cook is also a film editor and your mutual friend called Earwicker is a film director, more the better, because then you can get very excited about the fact that your short story can very realistically be made into a short film on the cheap starring you. For so t'is, with luck.

Chapter Two wrote:A fantabulous story that made me jealous

Dammit, now I really wish I lived in Eng-a-land.

burun wrote:

Chapter Two wrote:A fantabulous story that made me jealous

Dammit, now I really wish I lived in Eng-a-land.

We shall keep a seat warm in the Yellow Rose for you.

owen wrote:having just moved i was digging through an old box and after 10 years of being MIA I found her again and all is right with the world.

Speaking of t-shirts with arrows on them, yesterday I saw a guy wearing this beauty:



Today I am wearing my Public Enemy t-shirt. I did not go and see Public Enemy 2 nights ago when they played Glasgow. My reason being I couldn't afford £20 having just dropped £85 on getting my shower repaired.

My flatmate went and said they were amazing. Flavor Flav wore a kilt.

i just slept 20 hours, had many a strange dream and now i am watching diagnosis murder in my sleeping bag, drinking tea yet i am not on the dole...

itchy mcgoo wrote:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

May we help you?

burun wrote:

itchy mcgoo wrote:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

May we help you?

yeah man, wha happen?

It rained a bit last night, and as I was walking to school this morning, I discovered that some wise ass (or some uncaring fuck) had dumped a full package of gummy worms on the sidewalk, amid all the real worms squirming to get back to the dirt and grass. The gummy worms did no squirming.