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Re: Politics
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2025 11:14 am
by iembalm
We destroyed the boat with a precision strike.
Well, it wasn't as precise as previously reported, so we killed survivors clinging to the wreckage with a second strike, ordered by the Secretary of War himself.
It was in fact an Admiral that ordered the second strike. The Secretary of War had left the room.
The second strike was actually just done to completely destroy the ship and its cargo, and in self-defense because the cargo was cocaine, and that's totally OK even if it killed survivors, because of an official memo that now carries the weight of law.
No, you can't see the memo.
Am I leaving anything out?
Re: Politics
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2025 12:05 pm
by Lu Zwei
iembalm wrote: Wed Dec 03, 2025 11:14 am
Am I leaving anything out?
NO!
HAIL HYDRA!
Re: Politics
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2025 12:08 pm
by rsmurphy
iembalm wrote: Wed Dec 03, 2025 11:14 am
Am I leaving anything out?
Something about Biden
Re: Politics
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2025 12:21 pm
by Krev
The Secretary of War was on the toilet when the order was given. His lunch of Cut Water and a McRib combo hadn't settled. Oh yeah...Crooked Joe Biden!!!
Re: Politics
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2025 12:25 pm
by jfv
Krev wrote: Wed Dec 03, 2025 12:21 pm
The Secretary of War was on the toilet when the order was given.
3.6 roentgen: not great, not terrible
Re: Politics
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2025 3:43 pm
by TylerDeadPine
I think it’s safe to say the USA is no longer in NATO. When Russia finally attacks an EU country, the USA will claim it has to focus on venuzeula and the Mexico border. Trump absolutely will not hold up nato requirements.
To that end I’m not sure where economically I’m better off California or Canada, who will get pulled into war.
Re: Politics
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2025 4:32 pm
by Krev
I think Trump dozed off yesterday after his McD's Grinch meal. I'd like to think he was busting ass on Vance.
Re: Politics
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2025 12:19 pm
by rsmurphy
Brian Cole Jr don't need to be all up in white folk's business.
Re: Politics
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2025 9:25 am
by jimmy spako
A bunch of white supremacists obsessed with Camp of the Saints are setting the precedent for randomly blowing up brown people in boats, against the backdrop of impending climate catastrophe and their own doomsday / clash of civilization fantasies.
This is my gut feeling about the bombings and I have come to the belief that it is not hyperbolic.
Re: Politics
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2025 4:29 pm
by TylerDeadPine