steve wrote:You receive a plush anthropomorphic animal toy from a co-worker as a novelty gift.

Angus Jung wrote:Kentankerous: You are somebody who feels that eating types of meals at non-traditional times of the day is incredibly indulgent, even decadent. As you sit at the counter at Denny's, eating your Grand Slam Breakfast at 4 in the afternoon, you feel as though you are a character in the Satyricon of Petronius.

stackmatic wrote:
Please, kenny:
- You work with a guy, an older guy, who closes every conversation with the phrase "Sounds like a wiener".

the Classical wrote:kenny: rimshots

geiginni wrote:
Kennylingus:
Mouth sirens

mooliachi wrote:kennyphilia: everone in illinois that says 'jewels' when referring to JEWEL. (the grocery store and pharmacy)

placeholder wrote:Kenny how I spent my Saturday morning: You like Elvis Costello an awful lot. You find out that he will be playing two standing-room only shows at a roughly 300-person capacity venue about two minutes from your house. The venue announces that each person can only purchase two tickets, and there will be no online sale of tickets. This is good for you, because he played four shows at the same venue a few months ago, and you were only able to get into one of the shows, because an organized group of irritating fans from out of town bought nearly all the tickets that were sold online. You and your friends get to the venue on ticket day at 6:00AM and get a good position almost at the very front of the line. You wait six hours for the tickets to go on sale, but you don't mind; you have a book to read and good friends to converse with. A film crew is there, because these shows will be on some DVD. They mercifully do not try to interview you, but coax some painfully embarrassing nonsense out of a few people around you, and you have a good laugh at their expense. Upon getting to the podium where tickets are being sold, you state that you would like one ticket to each of the shows (which jives with the rules as stated when the ticket sale date was announced), only to be told that each person can buy up to two tickets for ONE show, but no one can go to both (likely because the shows are being filmed). There is no way to circumvent this rule, because they write your name down along with your ticket number, and, if you are buying a ticket for someone else, they require you to give their name as well. This information will be verified at the door. At least you and your friends get to go to one of the shows, but after waiting that long in line, this is infuriating. WTF?

the Classical wrote:kenny: One day, 3 meals and a dessert, all made in the microwave

stewie wrote:Iron Chef Chen Kenichi:
You appear on one of Oprah's "giveaway" shows where she gives everyone in the audience a huge prize. For some reason, everyone else gets a brand new car, but you only get a scooter.