The funniest combo of bumper stickers I've ever seen was a big ass truck with a "Don't Mess with the US" Sticker on one side of the back window, and a Confederate Flag sticker on the other side.

Ekkssvvppllott wrote:I've got his friend in Chicago who, even though he's a dyed-in-the-wool liberal, puts conservative bumper stickers on his car so as to evade the law's suspicion.

you've got an intelligent friend right there.

Tom wrote:The funniest combo of bumper stickers I've ever seen was a big ass truck with a "Don't Mess with the US" Sticker on one side of the back window, and a Confederate Flag sticker on the other side.

the driver must have been a genius.

i've seen a few i thought were pretty funny:

1. "eschew obfuscation"
2. "i <club suite image> my dog" that one cracked me up for hours.


i have pernice brothers stickers that say "I HATE MY LIFE." i don't have the gumption to put it on my car because i think my son wouldn't understand. i did have it up in my office at a past job, right on my monitor so i saw it very often. my old boss took quite a lot of offense to it and asked me to remove it. i didn't.

My all-time favorite that I got from EvolveFish.com is:

That's a great bumper sticker right there.

kazoozak wrote:A friend of mine who's also a musician in the local scene had a bumper sticker on his fridge that said "The Road to Hell is Paved with Republicans", that he took from his friend's car which had been vandalized to shit in Orange County. (Gee, I wonder why.)

Goddamn O.C. punks!

"look at me! i'm DRIVING!"

tmidgett wrote:michael dahlquist had the bright idea of a 'ribbon'-type sticker that is a ribbon-shaped coil of shit, with SUPPORT OUR POOPS written on it

he thought this might be sellable, but i assured him it was not. funny, yes. anything but an invitation to get your taillights broken, no.

The band van in high school used to belong to the guitar player's mother. She was a big fan of Gulf War I. She had a bumper sticker made at the mall that read, "GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS."

By show number two it read, "GO_ _LESS OUR _POOP_."

Soon after show number two, the guitar player and the vocalist got arrested for getting in a fistfight with a drunk at a stoplight. The local police had "DO SPORTS, NOT DRUGS" bumper stickers on the squad cars. They gave them away in the lobby. While waiting for their parents to pick them up, they modified one of the stickers to read "DO GIRLS, NOT DRUGS." It went on the band van immediately.

After that, you couldn't drive more than five minutes in that van without getting a) pulled over, b) crap thrown at you by an ex-Marine, c) crap thrown at you by a Smith student in a Volvo.

supportourribbons.com allows some style sample testing:

I'd like to hang a chevy tailgate in an art gallery that has a Calvin peeing on a Jesus fish. I would call it 'Piss Christ' and ask $30,000.

I'd love a bumper sticker that says, in fancy script:

MY OTHER CAR IS MADE OF SOLID FRENCH COCAINE

but I don't like being pulled over.

also I bet I could make a quick red-state buck with this one:

GOD IS A CHRISTIAN. AND HE VOTE'S REPUBLICAN!

PEPPER! wrote:GOD IS A CHRISTIAN. AND HE VOTE'S REPUBLICAN!

Complete with the misplaced apostrophe and everything. That's awesome.

"I EAT MEAT SO I CAN FIGHT!"