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Dearest the Sonic Youth:

Around about 1992, Kim Gordon's voice went from "sexy" to "really fucking annoying." Did you plan this?

Greg Dulli (of Afghan Whigs/Twilight Singers) - You are a fat fuck. Seriously. Not chubby, or a "big guy". U R Fat.

And to make matters worse, you continue to use photos of yourself when you weren't...SO fat, trying to hide the fact that you are, in fact, FAT.

Recently used photo (actually from 97):


Actual size ('05):


I still love you, just be honest.

90 day men, you're all goofy looking mother fuckers.
Decahedron, Frodus was better...

flipper, you put the worst song with the worst bassline youve ever written on the second track of your indisputable classic

because youre all heroin addicts

except ted, or maybe steve

Dearest Lightning Bolt,

Sometimes you fuck up (a LOT!) but it's the way you pull it together that makes me happy.

Is your show really that good or am I attracted to your ability to trudge onward with so much gusto.

When I feel like quitting you make me go.

But I know you're fucking up.

Shellac: There are times when your vocals sound as if they are being sung by grating television/film personality Tom Green.

Phil Elverum/Microphones/Mount Eerie: I suspect you have social anxiety disorder. Everytime you were approached at your merch table, you looked as if you were about to have a conniption. Also, half of your recorded output stinks.

Angriest_Dragon wrote:Please note that it's only my fucking face and not my actual face that hurts.

I am sorry I caused pain to your fucking face. You have hurt my real face many times by causing many giggles, but hurting someone's fucking face doesn't seem right.

So please. Accept my apology.

Wrong thread.

I realized.

Two and a half years later.

Mr syntax. I think you may be posting in the wrong topic. I don't suppose you know the guy who played keyboards for Fugazi do you? No scratch that, i think i'm now posting in the incorrect topic.

Something nasty about a band i like eh?

Well, Spacemen 3. Drone, droney, drone, drone. Yes we get it. Well done. How utterly repetative and boring of you.

As you were.

John Coltrane, you do go on a bit.