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event : pissing in the shower
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:58 am
by Nico Adie_Archive
Andrew L. wrote:Other things real men do in the shower:
smoke
lift weights
screen clients
fart
murder
(in that order)
You forgot eating breakfast.
Efficient.
Rimbaud III wrote:Linus Van Pelt wrote:This thread is funny. Bump.
I had a roommate who would get upset if the toilet wasn't flushed because she was afraid urine molecules would evaporate from the toilet and condense on her toothbrush. Kind of a tangent, but I just thought of it.
I have a friend who takes his shirt off when he goes for a pooh because he's afraid of pooh molecules doing the same thing.
He craps with his shirt off.
WTF
I used to do this when I was a kid, but only because I shat on my jacket once and didn't want it to happen again.
I got out of this habit (not shitting on my jacket, shitting with my shirt off) when I was 8.
event : pissing in the shower
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:26 am
by trilonaut_Archive
if the shit would condense on your shirt, it would do so on your bare chest, as well as your face.
women peeing in the shower -- not gross, the thighs can be washed right then and there. peeing in the shower: not just for guys anymore
about things real men do in the shower..
nas says "sleep with my heat, wash with my gun in the shower / my tongue is power, thrills women kills demons"
event : pissing in the shower
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:43 am
by Rimbaud III_Archive
trilonaut wrote:if the shit would condense on your shirt, it would do so on your bare chest, as well as your face.
I'm pretty sure my friend runs a moist tissue over his body once he's done. He's mortally fearful of people smelling shit on him.
event : pissing in the shower
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:37 am
by eater_Archive
This is vaguely related, but one time in high school I pooed in an ex's textbook and put it back in her locker. I checked everyday and she did not find it for a week and a weekend. My friend had that class with her, and said when she got her book out everyone started gagging. Apparently it had liquified and melded as one with said text. Good revenge this poo.
event : pissing in the shower
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:32 pm
by H-GM_Archive
Rimbaud III wrote:I have a friend who takes his shirt off when he goes for a pooh because he's afraid of pooh molecules doing the same thing.
He craps with his shirt off.
WTF
I do this. It's to avoid the smell of shit getting all at-one with the fibers of my shirt. Not Crap.
I also pee in the shower. Not Crap.
I like to sit while I pee. Definitely Not Crap. Not in the shower, though.
event : pissing in the shower
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:44 pm
by Eksvplot_Archive
i almost never piss in the shower. same with jerking off. i think it's very inconsiderate if you share a shower with other people to use it like you would a toilet. i do blow my nose though, sometimes.
event : pissing in the shower
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:42 pm
by that damned fly_Archive
i don't know if anyone said this. but i've heard the whatever in urine kills the whatever that causes athlete's food. madonna told this to letterman while i was watching. maybe it's in the cabal.
event : pissing in the shower
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:51 pm
by tommydski_Archive
why would you want to kill an athlete's food?
are they dieting?
event : pissing in the shower
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:43 pm
by enframed_Archive
only at the gym.
event : pissing in the shower
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:15 pm
by cwiko_Archive
ticdouloureaux wrote:...anal valve control...
Would see. Especially if at all related to Olivia Tremor Control.
*thinks about starting a thread about blowing your nose in the shower*