Most degrading thing you ve done when drunk.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:01 pm
Man I've been pissing in people's hallways, once on a bookshelf, and they were all "what the fuck are you doing" and I was all "get out of here, I'm in the bathroom, can't I get a little privacy?" That was a long time ago, I miss that life.
The best drunk piss though was like this, a total piss war...
I hiked to Echo Lake with two of my best bros. We took a handle of whiskey and a few beers. We drank the whole half allon of booze and slept around the campfire. Nothing eventful happened that night that I could recall the next day, except I remember Tom kicking my ass.
A couple of days later I'm at Doug's place (the other dude who went to Echo Lake). I was pretty drunk and tired, and I went to pass out on the foot of his bed. As I'm fading out I hear him say "payback's a bitch." What does that mean, I wondered??? Five minutes later I hear and feel a splashing on my pants. It's Doug, pissing on me full force. I got up in a bear-like rage and threw him 6 feet across he room. Our friends break it up, and he tells me the story: apparently when we were camping, I blacked out and pissed on his face while he was asleep!
Several months later Doug and I are at some girl's graduation party. Big backyard with a babbling brook. I get wasted on Cuervo and pass the fuck out. I wake up later, soaking wet and half in the campfire. I asked Andy from the Stalkers why I'm wet and he tells me Doug pissed on me. Oh oh oh, I'm going to get that motherfucker. There he is, snoozing like a baby in his sleeping bag, mouth ajar. I unzip and urinate all over his face. Needless to say he woke up angry as hell, and I find out Andy was lying - he never pissed on me! I had taken a nap in the creek. To his credit Doug never got revenge on me, but I never went to sleep very easily after that.
The best drunk piss though was like this, a total piss war...
I hiked to Echo Lake with two of my best bros. We took a handle of whiskey and a few beers. We drank the whole half allon of booze and slept around the campfire. Nothing eventful happened that night that I could recall the next day, except I remember Tom kicking my ass.
A couple of days later I'm at Doug's place (the other dude who went to Echo Lake). I was pretty drunk and tired, and I went to pass out on the foot of his bed. As I'm fading out I hear him say "payback's a bitch." What does that mean, I wondered??? Five minutes later I hear and feel a splashing on my pants. It's Doug, pissing on me full force. I got up in a bear-like rage and threw him 6 feet across he room. Our friends break it up, and he tells me the story: apparently when we were camping, I blacked out and pissed on his face while he was asleep!
Several months later Doug and I are at some girl's graduation party. Big backyard with a babbling brook. I get wasted on Cuervo and pass the fuck out. I wake up later, soaking wet and half in the campfire. I asked Andy from the Stalkers why I'm wet and he tells me Doug pissed on me. Oh oh oh, I'm going to get that motherfucker. There he is, snoozing like a baby in his sleeping bag, mouth ajar. I unzip and urinate all over his face. Needless to say he woke up angry as hell, and I find out Andy was lying - he never pissed on me! I had taken a nap in the creek. To his credit Doug never got revenge on me, but I never went to sleep very easily after that.