"What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

Clerks

Who do you love? You love a car

Ferris Bueller

try:
"...they're all messed up"

My favorite:

"There's blood in my b.m."

"There's blood in my b.m."

Happiness

I love that movie!!!

"A hundred million terrorists
in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

Rotten Tanx wrote:"A hundred million terrorists
in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

Die Hard - one of my favourite movies.

"What's that on his face?"
"What? Oh, that's just dog's blood."

Dylan wrote:"What's that on his face?"
"What? Oh, that's just dog's blood."

royal tenenbaums


"Consuelo! I spilled some grape juice on the floor..."

slowriot wrote:
"Consuelo! I spilled some grape juice on the floor..."

Incredible Shrinking Woman?



Quote:

"The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel..."

"Fuck you, Archie! Just for that you're not in the gang anymore!"

or if that's too easy, try :

"Do you feel like a winner?"

run joe, run wrote:"Fuck you, Archie! Just for that you're not in the gang anymore!"

I was trying to think of a good Repo Man quote, but I couldn't remember word-for-word the "plate of shrimp" speech.

"Lets never come here again because it would never be this much fun."



"She's somethin of a cunt, aint she doc?"



"Didnt your dad, like, stab your mom?"



"I don't see any method, at all, sir."



"I don't look at it as dropping out. I look at it as a very strategic career move"