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Marsupialized wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Holy fucking Jesus bullshit....
CRAP!!!

Every fucking band I've been in, there's always one emotionally crippled doofus who can't so much as wipe his ass without his worthless waste of time girlfriend standing above him giving him instructions....
For those of us who wern't raised to be complete fucking pansy ass sissies when it comes to chicks and whatnot, it's real fucking annoying.
We all make real mean jokes about you for about an hour after you leave.
Grow a fucking spine and tell her no.

Now, don't get me wrong....there are situations where bringing the chicks is completely permissable, even encouraged.

If a member of the band has a cool as fuck girlfriend that everyone loves, she can come twice a month and stay for the entire duration of practice, she is allowed to bring two decent looking friends with her each time.

If the situation arises where a girlfriend of a band member has a friend who is interested in enjoying sexual intercourse at some point with a different member of the band, they can come once a month...but only untill said act is completed, at which point regular girlfriend rules go into effect.

If any girlfriend is disliked by a majority of the band she is banned forever from practice, and at shows she must be as low key as possible.

If a member of the band is married the wife/kids may be present for the first 10 minutes and the final 20 minutes of each practice, even if wife/kids are disliked by majority of the band.

If ANYONE shows up to jam, try out, audition or whatever you wanna call it with their girlfriend without a decent excuse as to why she's there, he will not be taken seriously one bit and will be made fun of for years and years.

Oh yeah, this all goes out the window is you are practicing in a member of the band's house who is married...in this situation the female head of the household gets to veto ANY other females coming around at any time for any reason. She should never be questioned on any decison she makes regarding this, trust me.

Or just be a pussy and bring your stupid girlfriend to every practice and never get anything done.

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a younger and more foolish burun wrote:The guys were very polite and informative at Bill Smith, when I had the bright idea about 10 years ago to put out a record. Answered all of my questions, gave me a good deal on pressing, and were swell folks all around.

There were lots of delays on my end, and the release sat in limbo for about two years - and through it all they were very patient, although I think they had to destroy the pressing plates at some point, but I can't remember that far back, honestly.

If I were to do a vinyl release again, I would go back to them, if they would let me.

horsewhip wrote:Not crap.