Awful Restaurant Names: Real or Imagined

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Tom wrote:
tmidgett wrote:Potbelly's is like a fuckin' virus in the Loop.

There are a shit-million of them.

They are pretty good.

The shakes especially.


Why do virii and bacteria and all this stuff make people sick?
Why isn't there a Potbelly's in the virus world. You know, something that makes you better?

"Hey Larry, how you be runnin' so fast?"
"Man, I got a brutal case of the scroptocilus..."


Wasn't there a Red Dwarf episode dealing with just that? Am I a dork?

Awful Restaurant Names: Real or Imagined

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One of my favorite real awful names I spotted while in South Korea:

'Donkey Fried Chicken'

One of my favorite fictitious (I'm guessing?) awful names:

"The other night
I was walking down the street
I was gettin' kinda hungry,
I decided to get me something to eat
Now I passed up all the chain franchise joints on hamburger row
And stopped at a little greasy spoon where I always eat at called 'EAT, SIT, & GO'
Get you one of those greasy hamburgers all peppered up
Lay you up in the hospital for ten days"

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I really don't remember seeing to many wierdly named restaurants, but for posterities sake here's:

Wok Inn / Take Out

Wifesaver, In Augusta GA, They had, (Still have?) really good Fried Chicken

Food Doobies ( They made Rollup sandwiches before they became popular)

Ho Toy ( Where I experienced my first, and hopefully last case of MSG poisoning from a plate of Tangerine 'Beef')

Kooper's Kuntry Kitchen ( Morbid curiousity did NOT get the better of me )


Restaurants/stores that I would like to see:

Pho Nguc

Meanchey Khouchaputtata (Meanchey is Khmer for Store/Market)

Manson's Family Restaurant

Dahmer's Bistro

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I might screw this up, but I think that there is a place called Magic Burger Donut in San Francisco. From what I recall it has, "Open 25 hours" painted on the wall, or perhaps the sign. It's been a while, and I couldn't find it on Google.




Sher-a-punjab


There are a slew of jerk restaurants that could be taken the wrong way:

Uncle Joe's Jerk
Jerk Supreme
Daddy O Jerkpit

In Jamaica:
Ocho Rios Village Jerk Center
Nine Two Five Jerk (phone number is 925-Jerk)
Uncle B’s Miracle Jerk Center
Ryan Kevin Rezvani (:u)~
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