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You know, I was thinking that it was hoaxy.. however.

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Ben

Rachael Ray is a frequent poster on this forum.

Crap.

Are you people really so busy that you only have 30 minutes to cook something for yourselves or your family? Really? But you find time to plant your ass on the couch for an hour to watch this shit?

Get braising, you idiot fucks.

I think people find charm in her rushed-mom approachability. Give me starched Martha any day, where I will actaully learn something.

She is Applebee's in a wrap dress.

itchy mcgoo wrote:

She is Applebee's in a wrap dress.

This is:

A) a vicious insult
B) totally true
C) totally awesome
and
D) says everything I wanted to say better in one sentence.

kudos itchy.

itchy mcgoo wrote:She is Applebee's in a wrap dress.

Applebee's has a nice body then. Her cooking is atrocious, but we need not speak of it.

I've never been in an Applebee's, but I doubt you'd hear Battles there.

itchy mcgoo wrote:Get braising, you idiot fucks.

Please make T-shirts.
Please?

I'll wear it, along with my "Parboil it, shit breath" ball cap.

-A

her titties look kinda nice in this pic here

She clearly likes being choked out. I can tell.