yaledelay wrote:

that damned fly wrote:

yaledelay wrote:

wiggins wrote:

yaledelay wrote:I tend to counter this with something like...


"yeah, how is your band doing"

or

"my band is on tour, how is your shitty job"


I have had people want to fight me after that...

That's great, I'll remember that.

I think the words that almost started a fight were...


"my band is in a national magazine this month, how is your shitty job"


the guy who wanted to fight me was all of 5'5 140 lbs... I am much bigger...

dude, i could have taken you. admit it.

I don't know man, I had a knife in my pocket...

how do you know i didn't?

I was at a Shellac / Brick Layer Cake show at Southgate House in Newport, KY and a young music enthusiast decided to let Todd know what he thought of his guitar skills with a "you suck" or some such. Todd responded with "Well, I'm no S.R.V..." The guy kept going on and on, so Todd simple said "Hey, it's the best I can do", which is the best response I've ever heard to heckling. Especially from a very subdued Todd Trainer. The guy's heckling didn't end with BLC though. During Shellac's set, I think Steve ended up paying the guy $20 to leave. That was a really good show, even though Todd broke the kick drum head during Shellac's set. Not much you can do there...

FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Richards wrote:FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

snooore

STAB!STAB!STAB!

stab.

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Hi Mom!

Just ask 'em why they didn't direct 2010 and then tell them your favorite color...

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yaledelay wrote:

KeithV wrote:The base of mic stands are usually pretty heavy and may hurt a noggin when placed upon one in a violent fashion.

Spitting beer also works and doesn't cause as big of a scene. Also, Alka-Seltzer foams readily from an open mouth onto the frothing masses below.

yeah a spit in the eye tends to not shut some people up though, does it keef?

Do you guys still have that picture of me flipping you off? I sure was wasted that night. Manitowoc has a high per capita drunkard rate, so I was just trying to fit in. Classic!

KeithV wrote:
Do you guys still have that picture of me flipping you off? I sure was wasted that night. Manitowoc has a high per capita drunkard rate, so I was just trying to fit in. Classic!

Heh, i may have that somewhere yet; i'll have to dig though!

"Thank you for calling in sick to Kinko's so you could come here and tell me that."

Or "Thanks! Have a good day at work tomorrow" to remind them how much better your life is.

Michael Richards wrote:FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made me laugh.