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Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:56 am
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
ginandtacos.com wrote:Tim Horton's

Tim Horton's = Celine Dion

Provides a shared experience for suburban housewives. Unhealthy levels of saccharine in the product.

The Franchise: Rainforest Cafe

Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:48 am
by mattw_Archive
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
The Franchise: Rainforest Cafe


Mandy Moore. Available at a mall near you.

Franchise: Perkins (Has this been done already? I hope not.)

Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:23 pm
by Angus Jung
Franchise: Perkins

Perkins = John Cougar Mellencamp

Large, fake, unappetizing versions of the heartland.

Franchise: Arthur Treacher's Fish n' Chips

Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:40 pm
by ginandtacoscom_Archive
Angus Jung wrote:Franchise: Arthur Treacher's Fish n' Chips


is to Van Halen. It thinks it's classier than the competition, but it's really just Long John Silver's in a different building with higher prices.



Franchise: Del Taco (or, for those who do not speak spanish, "Of the Taco")

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:54 pm
by cjh_Archive
Was a Berni Inn breaking the rules?


No, it’s just not known to many people here and was left hanging. So I’ll finish it.

Berni Inn (or Garfunkels or any other revolting ‘Steak House’ of this ilk) = A Flock of Seagulls, playing forever in a Las Vegas casino.

A cheap, tasteless and entirely processed product sold at an obscene price, mostly consumed by tourists.


The Franchise: Rockin’ Baja

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:37 pm
by Christopher_Archive
ginandtacos.com wrote:Franchise: Del Taco (or, for those who do not speak spanish, "Of the Taco")

Del Taco = old Metallica.
Dirty, cheap, usually a last resort...but it'll do.


We don't have them where I live anymore, but I know they still exist elsewhere in the midwest.
I give you: Rax.

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:42 pm
by ginandtacoscom_Archive
Christopher wrote:We don't have them where I live anymore, but I know they still exist elsewhere in the midwest.
I give you: Rax.


Sweet Jesus. There is still an operating Rax located in Joliet, IL.

Rax is Insane Clown Posse. It is the most god-awful thing you could ever conceive of, and the fact that something so unspeakably horrible could exist makes you question A) the existence of a god and B) if god, assuming he does exist, is playing some sort of cruel joke on you.


Little Caesar's Pizza.

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:53 pm
by placeholder_Archive
ginandtacos.com wrote:Little Caesar's Pizza.


= Pansy Division.

There are better and worse versions of the same thing available, and if you partake, your colon will likely take a beating.


cjh wrote:Rockin' Baja

Game: match that franchise eatery w- a rock band.

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:03 am
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
This game has been away too long. See page one of this thread if you need an explanation.

Anyway, let's go.

cjh wrote:Rockin' Baja

Rockin' Baja = Selena

Sorry, Mexico! We ruin everything!

The Franchise: Tony Roma's

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:21 am
by tmidgett_Archive
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:This game has been away too long. See page one of this thread if you need an explanation.

Anyway, let's go.

cjh wrote:Rockin' Baja

Rockin' Baja = Selena

Sorry, Mexico! We ruin everything!

The Franchise: Tony Roma's


tony roma's is wilco. some items are done in the style of things you really like, but they lack the robustness that is essential to your enjoyment of the originals.

franchise: culver's butterburgers