The United Juggalo Alliance
Juggalos Against Drunk Driving
Juggalo Family Supporting Lesbians and Gays
The United Church of Juggalos
Juggalo Care Package Program (For sending care packages to Juggalos deployed overseas with the armed forces)
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72Mark Hansen wrote:Marsupialized wrote:lemur68 wrote:John George Peppers wrote:I woke up this morning and I had no idea what "Juggalo" even was.........Now, thanks to the PRF, I have a wealth of information on this subject..........that damned fly wrote:worst thread of the year award.
I agree and yet I can't look away.
It's your bandmate who wants to fuck the girl ones.
I didn't say I wanted to I just said it wouldn't be hard to do
Sounds like a back pedal to me.
Here's one that looks kind of attractive Marsup.
I've seen the bridges burning in the night.
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73this speech i s streight from violant j himself, speaking on real shit about the juggalo family. the juggalo fam hasent been as strong ast it was with the first jokes card, you need to live these words! MCL
JUGGALOZ[/b]- Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin each other juggahoes over spots in line at shows. That's BULLSHIT! Does anyone else realize this? Does anyone else feel the pain I do when my heart bleeds as I watch my family fall apart? We are all equal. Juggalos shoud not fight with one another! Remember? We are suppose to love each other! We need to be reunited as one once again. Just as we were before. "From the first jokers card, Carnival of Carnage, to the latest card. The Wraith: Shangri-La, we have been united as one by the powers of the Dark Carnival, the power that brings us together and makes us who we are, never again must you care what people think of you or what you do, this is our world and we live for each other!" If you own a copy of Dark Lotus, as soon as you get a chance, I want you to sit down and listen to ..15 enititled, "Juggalo Family." When the song is over, think about what it means and think about how it makes you feel. If yall want to laugh than go ahead but personally, When i sang the song i really didnt listen to the words but when I heard that song for the first time, I was at The Gathering of The Juggalos 2001 and when I listened to the words and took a look around at all the juggalos face, tears slowly came from my eyes and I thought to myself, "this is my family." It felt so good to know that the only thing I care about is right here with me. My juggalo family is the only thing true in my life. Nothing else has ever made me feel good. No person place or thing has ever looked at me as a part of their family. If you own a computer, get on a website such as realjuggalos.com and click on the icon "juggalos" search through the page and take a look at all of them and just think, each of them consider you family, each of these people can be trusted with your life just as they trust you with their life. We shouldn't be fighting, we should be giving each other hugs and saying, " I clown love you ninja!" to any of you that have web sites, i would greatly appreciate it if you could post this on your site. If you happen to have access to a copy machine, please make copies and give this to as many juggalos as possible. I want to make sure every juggalo world wide reads this letter I'm goin to do my damnest to save our juggalo world and reunite it, not only that but make our family bigger. We have over two million dedicated juggalos in the world but we must also be dedicated to each other. My heart, mind, body and soul goes out to each and every one of you. If you dont remember anything from this, at least remember this, "mass murder makes me happy, dead bodies make me happy, say what you will of me, I'll always have juggalo family" please repost this and help our sick family find there way back - Violent J
More misspellings and other hilaritiesHERE.
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74The Code is Almighty wrote:I'd like to request some Shellac photoshopped as Juggalos.
-Courtesy of my good friend Cory.
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75H-GM wrote:The Code is Almighty wrote:I'd like to request some Shellac photoshopped as Juggalos.
-Courtesy of my good friend Cory.
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77Steve looks like King Diamond and Todd looks like he should be drumming for Slipknot. Bob just looks sad thereby making him King of the Juggaloos.
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78I had no idea a thing such as this could be allowed to exist. Something in my brain just burst. I am dizzy.
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79H-GM wrote:The Code is Almighty wrote:I'd like to request some Shellac photoshopped as Juggalos.
-Courtesy of my good friend Cory.
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FCK
MTN
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80i swear to god. i havent laughed this hard since Rob Warmowski's "chomp chomp chomp" debacle...
this is the greatest thread ever, and this is the most amazing Wikipedia entry ever:
The 2002 Gathering Controversy
Earlier Gatherings were plagued with problems such as fires and unruly behavior that prompted the intervention of police and firefighters. The 2002 Gathering in Peoria, Illinois was described by locals as "the worst thing to ever take place in Peoria" after several Juggalos rioted towards the police for arresting Juggalettes for flashing their breasts. Several Juggalos were injured from bean bag projectiles fired from 12 gauge shotguns by the Peoria Police. The Marriott complex behind the Northwoods Mall in Peoria a set of three Marriot hotels was bustling with Juggalos, who were so rowdy the hotel's pools were closed and the Police sat in the parking lots from 10:00 pm til 7:00 am every night the Gathering took place. However the Mariotts were noted for the loud, all night party atmosphere due to the fact that they were literally filled with nothing but Juggalos. The regular Marriot open floor hotel was noted for Juggalos climbing on its roof and shooting Faygo from super soakers into the parking lot. The third floor was closed in and the security seemed to push Juggalos to the third floor which became noted for smelling of Marijuana and literally having hundreds of empty beer bottles littering the hallway. Loud music played continously throughout the day with the Juggalos seemingly gathering in each others rooms and getting so loud they were supposedly heard at the Walgreens Pharmacy a half mile away. No violence was reported at the Mariotts but several thousands of dollars of damages and vandalism were reported by the hotel to the Peoria Police Department. Peoria is known for being among the most conservative cities in Illinois and as is such, several Peoria residents were upset at the Gathering taking place there even before the Juggalos arrived. One Peoria resident wrote to the Peoria Star-Journal "the usual attire of the Caterpillar polo shirt and khaki's has given way to shirts with Wicked Clowns and kids with black and white horror movie face paint". CAT being Peorias largest corporation had their own opinipn as several CAT workers were upset that the Juggalos seemingly had no respect for the company or the people of Peoria. After 2002, the Gathering became an outdoor event, and was held at Nelson Ledges Quarry Park for a number of years.
fucking amazing,
andyk
this is the greatest thread ever, and this is the most amazing Wikipedia entry ever:
The 2002 Gathering Controversy
Earlier Gatherings were plagued with problems such as fires and unruly behavior that prompted the intervention of police and firefighters. The 2002 Gathering in Peoria, Illinois was described by locals as "the worst thing to ever take place in Peoria" after several Juggalos rioted towards the police for arresting Juggalettes for flashing their breasts. Several Juggalos were injured from bean bag projectiles fired from 12 gauge shotguns by the Peoria Police. The Marriott complex behind the Northwoods Mall in Peoria a set of three Marriot hotels was bustling with Juggalos, who were so rowdy the hotel's pools were closed and the Police sat in the parking lots from 10:00 pm til 7:00 am every night the Gathering took place. However the Mariotts were noted for the loud, all night party atmosphere due to the fact that they were literally filled with nothing but Juggalos. The regular Marriot open floor hotel was noted for Juggalos climbing on its roof and shooting Faygo from super soakers into the parking lot. The third floor was closed in and the security seemed to push Juggalos to the third floor which became noted for smelling of Marijuana and literally having hundreds of empty beer bottles littering the hallway. Loud music played continously throughout the day with the Juggalos seemingly gathering in each others rooms and getting so loud they were supposedly heard at the Walgreens Pharmacy a half mile away. No violence was reported at the Mariotts but several thousands of dollars of damages and vandalism were reported by the hotel to the Peoria Police Department. Peoria is known for being among the most conservative cities in Illinois and as is such, several Peoria residents were upset at the Gathering taking place there even before the Juggalos arrived. One Peoria resident wrote to the Peoria Star-Journal "the usual attire of the Caterpillar polo shirt and khaki's has given way to shirts with Wicked Clowns and kids with black and white horror movie face paint". CAT being Peorias largest corporation had their own opinipn as several CAT workers were upset that the Juggalos seemingly had no respect for the company or the people of Peoria. After 2002, the Gathering became an outdoor event, and was held at Nelson Ledges Quarry Park for a number of years.
fucking amazing,
andyk
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