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Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:00 pm
by lemur68_Archive
The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.

Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta persona

In June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:00 pm
by lemur68_Archive
SecondEdition wrote:lemur68 wrote:The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta personaIn June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.That can't be true.

Maybe April Fool's Day falls on November 20 in the UK.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:00 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
lemur68 wrote:The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta personaIn June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.

That can't be true.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:00 pm
by The Code is Almighty_Archive
From Cnn.com today:

Nation's love affair with Trojans has ended

Apparently the nation will now bang it out totally uncovered.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:00 pm
by Antero_Archive
lemur68 wrote:The whole dang article looks like L'Oignion.Taco Bell accuse 50 Cent of embellishing gangsta personaIn June, Taco Bell challenged the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79, 89 or 99 Cent as part of a value meal promotion at the chain, and to stop by a branch of the restaurant to order food using his new name.I'm waiting for them to start firing mixtape disses at each other.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:00 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Top Islamic body issues fatwa forbidding Muslims from practicing yoga

It is inappropriate. It can destroy the faith of a Muslim, Council chairman Abdul Shukor Husin told reporters.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:00 pm
by 6079smith_Archive
Fair enough...http://www.derryjournal.com/journal/-Hi ... 4772859.jp

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:00 pm
by Dr Geek_Archive
U.S. anti-kidnap expert kidnapped in Mexico

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:00 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
Food, Fun and Fights at Chuck E. Cheese'sTrouble at Chuck E. Cheese's again: Featuring the perfect line, ""The biggest problem is you have a bunch of adults acting like juveniles," says Town of Brookfield Police Capt. Timothy Imler. "There's a biker bar down the street, and we rarely get calls there.""