OUT want me to put you guys on the list tommorrow night? we have 5 spots You are coming right?

IN Yes and yes awesome thanks me and Liz

Received: You up for a game of snooker tomorrow?

Sent: Of course I fucking am.

OUT: Oh yeah i've heard of those. Aren't they supposed to be funny though?

IN: We're through. And it would have been funny had I not had to explain it.

IN: I Got Your Message But I Was Hoping To Hear From You Right Away B/c I Need To Go Home And Get Ready For Work. Tomr?

(Her cell phone capitalizes things like the idiot who puts up signs in the break room. I tried to take her on a date and she let me know it wasn't a date by freaking out about the cost of things and repeatedly trying to arrange to meet up and reimburse me for her share of the evening's expenditures. What an affirming, encouraging experience with which to start the new year. Fuck.)

OUT: Sure no probs.

(My response to the above. This exchange illustrates just how thrilling and spontaneous single life can be in North America's Sexiest City.)

its my favorite thing about today:

joe: what did main drag say about amp buzz

me: they say vntg gibbys are gonna do that, we might have to jimmy the cord

joe: thats gay. i dont believe that. ask russ about it

me: ur gay

joe: i'll jimmy your mom a bit

me: i will STAB you

DNA Concept wrote:IN: I Got Your Message But I Was Hoping To Hear From You Right Away B/c I Need To Go Home And Get Ready For Work. Tomr?

(...I tried to take her on a date and she let me know it wasn't a date by freaking out about the cost of things and repeatedly trying to arrange to meet up and reimburse me for her share of the evening's expenditures. What an affirming, encouraging experience with which to start the new year. Fuck.)

I've never understood this one. If she knows it's not a date, why not just forget it? Does she really need a new friend that much?

DNA Concept wrote:(My response to the above. This exchange illustrates just how thrilling and spontaneous single life can be in North America's Sexiest City.)

Shit sucks. But it leads to great texts...my buddy and I who both endured some spectacularly poor dates last night were reminiscing about some of his poor encounters in the past...

inbox: remember that one time we had the chick email us a pic of her shoes?

outbox: shit was Amish and lame

Out: I got the email but havent had tine (sic) to look. Thanks so much!

In: I don't think it stays up very long so try to grab it next chance you get.

Some of these texts are really amazing. Makes me want to rethink my texting creativity.

gravitypinsusdwn wrote:
In: I don't think it stays up very long so try to grab it next chance you get.

Hot.

Haydon wrote:

gravitypinsusdwn wrote:
In: I don't think it stays up very long so try to grab it next chance you get.

Hot.

This thread reminded me that I hadn't grabbed it yet, so I am grabbing it now.