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Suicidal blogger
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:58 am
by Justin from Queens_Archive
Quote: "It is the result of me tapping into the darkest part of myself and seeing where it led."
Just like Marsupialized wanted to.
Congratulations on your art, Jane! Nothing like making people care about you and then punishing them for it.
= Justin
Suicidal blogger
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:02 pm
by busbus_Archive
When is she going to go try on underwear for her big day?
Suicidal blogger
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:03 pm
by Ty Webb_Archive
So how long before she actually takes that TV network up on their offer?
"My art is profoundly important to me. Which is why I've insisted that 'One Girl and a Dirt Nap' be sponsored only by Kenmore ovens and Black and Decker stepladders. Because when you care enough to eat the big one on TV, you care enough to do it right."
Suicidal blogger
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:45 pm
by geiginni_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote:...I have an idea for you, "Jane": You seem like a reasonably attractive young female, and all you need is a little adventure in your life. Have you thought about getting work in the porn industry? The pay is good, you'll get lots of attention on the Internet and the actual "work" is not so bad once you get used to it. It's pretty much the same thing you're doing right now with this blog of yours, but more entertaining.
...
Jane wrote:..."It is the result of me tapping into the darkest part of myself and seeing where it led."...
Well Colonel, it would seem that if she takes your advice, the answer to her question would be
the sigmoid colon.
Suicidal blogger
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:37 pm
by dontfeartheringo_Archive
Justin from Queens wrote:Quote: "It is the result of me tapping into the darkest part of myself and seeing where it led."
Just like Marsupialized wanted to.
Congratulations on your art, Jane! Nothing like making people care about you and then punishing them for it.
= Justin
Groucho Marx once said...
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
I suspect the same is true of 90 Day Jane's 28 dayhole.
Suicidal blogger
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:38 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
dontfeartheringo wrote:Worst Nike commercial... EVAR!!!1!
JUST DO IT.
Mandroid2.0 wrote:Colonel Panic wrote:Mandroid2.0 wrote:Dude tried hanging himself in the garage, wearing stone-washed jeans and a Packers sweatshirt (suicides were always more prominent on the Sunday or Monday after a Packers loss). Dude fell off the ladder before he could get his head in the noose. Dude crawled, bleeding from the head, into his vintage car to try to drive for help but passed out and bled/froze to death in the front seat. Dude couldn't even kill himself properly without fucking it up.
Duuuude!
Right, bro? Not awesome at all.
Naw braugh, that's downrighteously gnarly!
Suicidal blogger
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:08 pm
by AnthonyVillalobos_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote:dontfeartheringo wrote:Worst Nike commercial... EVAR!!!1!
JUST DO IT.
Heavens Gate Aways' star player, Marshall Applegate, will be putting out a signature model for Nike complete with comet friendly grip and a cyanide stash pocket in the tongue.
Suicidal blogger
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:15 pm
by goosman_Archive
I didn't read any of the comments, but the videos seem to want to load some sort of BS that looks shady to me. Anyone install them and get a virus?
Suicidal blogger
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:19 pm
by Ekkssvvppllott
lemur68 wrote:Mandroid2.0 wrote:After 6 months of doing crime scene photography, I hope that she takes an enema.
Yeah,
I'd like to see her butthole too.
With watery shit flying out of it?
She's not
that hot.
Suicidal blogger
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:13 pm
by TheMilford_Archive
Ekkssvvppllott wrote:
She's not that hot.
Why do we always have to go there? She's a perfectly attractive young lady... Some here may find her totally hot and other may be "meh". Whatever.
We get it... you all have silly standards that you need to share with us.
It's like a pissing match... Jeeze!
BTW: I think she's pretty and I would be ok with her participating in a little of thisany day
