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Celebritys you could take in a fight
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:45 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
Dr. Venkman wrote: Harrison Ford has "secret hammer muscles", which is a condition closely related to "retard strength."
Any drummer worth his salt will inevitably possess similar qualities. Unless you're curious what a paradiddle would feel like on your face, never engage a drummer in a fair fight. This also goes for roofers, blacksmiths or any other guy who pounds on things for a living.
If it seriously comes down to it, enlist a buddy to distract them momentarily, then cold-cock'em when they're not looking.
Celebritys you could take in a fight
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:54 pm
by Mandroid20_Archive
Rachael Ray. I want to say that I'd shove a bottle of E.V.O.O. down her throat until she chokes on it, but she's so used to sucking cock that it probably wouldn't affect her much.
Celebritys you could take in a fight
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:03 pm
by Josef K_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote: This also goes for roofers, blacksmiths or any other guy who pounds on things for a living.
Good advice, Roads workers too, pushing tar all day makes you hard.
Celebritys you could take in a fight
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:47 pm
by that damned fly_Archive
Josef K wrote:Colonel Panic wrote: This also goes for roofers, blacksmiths or any other guy who pounds on things for a living.
Good advice, Roads workers too, pushing tar all day makes you hard.
watching them makes you. don't lie.
Celebritys you could take in a fight
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:41 am
by tommydski_Archive
Ghandi.
I'd fight Ghandi.
Celebritys you could take in a fight
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:45 am
by Cranius_Archive
tommydski wrote:Ghandi.
I'd fight Ghandi.
In that case he'd win. He's already won.
Celebritys you could take in a fight
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:29 am
by Mama Clortho_Archive
Mahamed Ali
Larry Flynt
Celebritys you could take in a fight
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:24 am
by hip priest_Archive
Celebritys you could take in a fight
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:52 am
by Robert G_Archive
tommydski wrote:Ghandi.
I'd fight Ghandi.
I'd take Lincoln. Tall guy, long reach. Skinny guys fight to the finish.
Celebritys you could take in a fight
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:59 am
by SecondEdition_Archive
I guess I'd fight Mark E. Smith if I ever joined The Fall, that seems to be a requirement for some members...