What would you name your bar?
72burun wrote:ubercat wrote:Tube Bar
You cocksucker, motherfucker.
We dug your mother up and we fucked her. We fucked her skeleton, Red.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
What would you name your bar?
74The Dude and Catastrophe
dontfeartheringo wrote:FuzzBob wrote:Wait a minute... don't drums auto-relic themselves on every load-out?
I suppose that this depends on how drunk the bass player is.
What would you name your bar?
75There's a joint down on the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri called "Big Dick's Halfway Inn," and they have a logo of a guy that looks like a dick 'n' balls, waterskiing and so forth. It's my dad's favorite place ever.
I would name my bar The Hard Dive. EDIT: Or maybe "The Spacebar." Instead of a wooden bar and barstools, there would be a large metal workbench and uncomfortable metal stools like in an older network operations center, complete with a ton of RJ45 wall plate jacks to plug into ethernet ports. The temperature would be set to 65 degrees. To make a drink order, you would have to enter commands such as "COPY HONKERS.ALE C:\MY.TAB" into a dos prompt at a terminal sitting next to you. The mens room would say "External Floppy Drives" and the ladies room would say "Internal PCI Slots," although, in all honesty, there would probably not be very many ladies there ever.
Also, unrelated, I've always wanted to open up a Pho restaurant called "Pho Q"
I would name my bar The Hard Dive. EDIT: Or maybe "The Spacebar." Instead of a wooden bar and barstools, there would be a large metal workbench and uncomfortable metal stools like in an older network operations center, complete with a ton of RJ45 wall plate jacks to plug into ethernet ports. The temperature would be set to 65 degrees. To make a drink order, you would have to enter commands such as "COPY HONKERS.ALE C:\MY.TAB" into a dos prompt at a terminal sitting next to you. The mens room would say "External Floppy Drives" and the ladies room would say "Internal PCI Slots," although, in all honesty, there would probably not be very many ladies there ever.
Also, unrelated, I've always wanted to open up a Pho restaurant called "Pho Q"
What would you name your bar?
76Reginald Veljohnson's. The staff would wear cop hats, and pictures/memorabilia from Reginald's glittering career would adorn the place. When he came to shut it down for legal reasons, the staff could just take their shirts off, and it would go on as a gay cop/fetish joint.
I have been influenced by posters
What would you name your bar?
77The Stomach Pump
McAlcohol Poisoning
Bleeder's
The Stuck Pig
3 Sheets
The Crutch
Blackout's
The Poison Well
Shake's
McAlcohol Poisoning
Bleeder's
The Stuck Pig
3 Sheets
The Crutch
Blackout's
The Poison Well
Shake's
steve wrote:Would certainly mash her kidshitter.
Dr. Roger Schwenke wrote:We tested a variety of low frequencies and no involuntary gastro-intestinal motility was caused.
What would you name your bar?
78Whiskey Dick's
"The bastards have landed"
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
What would you name your bar?
79All Y'all Go Fuck Yourselves's
steve albini
Electrical Audio
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Quicumque quattuor feles possidet insanus est.
Electrical Audio
sa at electrical dot com
Quicumque quattuor feles possidet insanus est.
What would you name your bar?
80The Retard Room
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.