By the way, my monthly relationship advice column in Cat Fancy magazine the IS the most widely read relationship advice column in the continental United States, you people know that right?

Marsupialized wrote:You have a better chance of finding a talking goat who owns a large nationwide chain of gas stations

Does this goat qualify for the job?. It's called Amy, tribute to that talking gorilla which used to be a part owner of the Texas Rangers.

Marsupialized wrote:To go into the dating world with this silly notion that you will find someone who will solve every problem you have, who will somehow 'complete' you and slather you with every bit of attention and whatever else you crave. It's fucked. You are gonna chase that shit forever and never come across it. You will drive every person who gets near you away with that shit.

I am in agreement with most of what you're saying in this thread Mr Mupialised but I just don't know why you're saying it - in this thread - so venomously.

You can still accept all that you're saying but be upset when a relationship ends. You can be realistic and aware that, chances are, it will all come to an end at some point but still feel intense sadness when it finally doesn't work out.

It's not faking it or living in a movie to feel that.

Marsupialized wrote:You have a better chance of finding a talking goat who owns a large nationwide chain of gas stations.

Can I substitute a sheep ?