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When I worked construction years back, it was very common to find boxes with shit and dirty toilet paper in them. The boxes were usually tucked in some corner of the basement.

One time we found a perfectly placed turd on a piece of cardboard on the outside of a foundation wall.

after too many wines last weekend, my wife caught me sleep pissing on her crappy acoustic geetar that lives in the corner of the Speedie bedroom. not crap. got a little in the soundhole too, methinks.

big_dave wrote:

Mark Hansen wrote:I sincerely doubt there is a man in the world who has never pissed in a sink at least once.

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Ratzenburger? big sink pisser in seminary I'm told. also, have you seen the line for the toilets in the sistine chapel during conclave? 'specially for a nervous pope in waiting? big sink pisser.

Ekkssvvppllott wrote:

lemur68 wrote:I heard about a guy who shit in a mini-fridge.

There was a lost anf found at my elementary school and one of the more curious items was a red lunchbox. It's contents... well, let's just say I'm glad I was being cautious that day...

god, that makes me think about how in the guys' restroom in private school some dink had taken one of those wall-mounted paper towel dispensers and opened it up and stick a huge turd in there...it was set up to where it'd dispense a brown streak on every length of paper towel...

i never washed my hands in school ever again...

After a night of company subsidised alcohol abuse I wound up walking into a seedy hotel and booking a room for the night. I was barely coherent, and it took me several attempts to correctly key in my pin number when paying for the place, but the friendly Polish receptionist took my money and pretty much put me to bed.
The following morning, I wake up and realise that despite having a shower (well, more of a closet with a hose) and a hand basin the place doesn't have a toilet. I'm still drunk, and rather foolishly the night before, I ate TWO kebabs on the way back to the station. I wake up ready to puke myself inside out so I jump over to the basin and run the taps in the sink to help wash away the impending torrents of partially digested kebab. I am immediately hit with the smell and the sight of shit rising up from the plug hole. Not having a toilet had obviously encouraged the previous occupant into SHITTING IN THE BASIN, and he's blocked up the fucker like a pensioner's rectum. I have to be sick, so I am. This nasty party punch mixture just sits there, refusing to go down, and I can think of no sensible way of getting it moving. I picked up the plastic stirrer provided for tea and coffee and poke around hoping to get it moving to no avail. It slips out of my hand and falls in. I considered boiling up some water in the kettle to help disslove this shit but thought better than to leave stewing effluent in the basin. Desperate for a piss, I consider pissing in it as it could hardly get any worse, but choose instead to piss in the shower (I'm sorry, Jesus). In the end, I just grabbed my stuff and made a hasty departure knowing full well that I'm never returning. I'm sure that in a dive like that shit in the sinks is hardly the worst thing they've had to deal with.

oh man that made me lol in front of the kitties...

"it's all pipes!"

Nina wrote:I want to pee in a sink.

Get a chair. And maybe someone to hold you to keep from falling over.

Marsupialized wrote:You really wanna get someone piss in their washing machine and dryer.
A dog turd, dirty diaper or a dirty pan of kitty litter work just as well.

Really? I just usually rub my balls on their phone.

big_dave wrote:

that damned fly wrote:

hbc wrote:So do you sink-pissers wash your hands afterwards?

...I didn't

i piss in the sink so i can pee on my hands.

Is this some sort of anti-septic thing, or are you checking for iron filings?

i have a pet jellyfish.