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Ability: Not being able to drive stick

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:46 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Tree wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:I have yet to post a link to the video I have of a woman having sex with a stick shift, I think I deserve credit for my restraint.

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That is a top shelf fucking post right there, my man

Ability: Not being able to drive stick

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:49 pm
by Dr Venkman_Archive
May require some light cleaning

Ability: Not being able to drive stick

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:54 pm
by kerble_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
kerble wrote:traffic in India is so congested and bad


Dude, I mean, check this shit out.


I just clicked the link.

honestly. that's actually really mild and orderly compared to what I've seen.

fucking nuts.

Ability: Not being able to drive stick

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:55 pm
by zom-zom_Archive
kerble wrote:seven years is soon in the terms of stopping production, but the cars that exist will be around for a lot longer than that.


Sure, there are all sorts of cars in my brother's junkyard that will be around for a long time.

It doesn't mean that the Hillman Minx will be on the road anytime soon though, and gasoline-powered cars will not work without gasoline. I don't think we have 20 years of gas-powered cars in the future. At least we shouldn't.

Ability: Not being able to drive stick

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:58 pm
by kerble_Archive
zom-zom wrote:
kerble wrote:seven years is soon in the terms of stopping production, but the cars that exist will be around for a lot longer than that.


Sure, there are all sorts of cars in my brother's junkyard that will be around for a long time.


I'm not talking about junkers. I'm talking about running cars.

zom-zom wrote:I don't think we have 20 years of gas-powered cars in the future. At least we shouldn't.


this I can completely get behind. Our gas station barely makes a nickel on the gallon. we make more profit from a pack of gum than we do from a gallon of gas. for the most part, we're a convenience store with some pumps outside. I'd love for the gas market to bottom out, but I'm not too optimistic about it.

Ability: Not being able to drive stick

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:59 pm
by zom-zom_Archive
Yeah, as long as Oil is in charge of everything, we'll use it up until the last drop I'm sure.

Ability: Not being able to drive stick

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:00 pm
by kerble_Archive
zom-zom wrote:Yeah, as long as Oil is in charge of everything, we'll use it up until the last drop I'm sure.


right. I can't wait until these assholes get theirs.

Ability: Not being able to drive stick

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:16 pm
by Tree_Archive
I was 18 and living in Albuquerque, NM when I learned to drive a stick. A friend who was a bit older decided we were just gonna go for it, so we got in, he basically made a bunch of innuendo jokes (yeah, handle it real gentle...ease it on in...) and shot up street signs with a paintball gun while I fumbled through it.

I then cut my teeth on a friend's Scirocco. To this day, I freaking love Sciroccos.

A few years later, the woman who would become my wife and I were driving to our first date. We had already "been together" and were basically looking to get away from the scene of the crime. It was a complicated situation and we each were unsure what the other was up to. I had a '91 Sentra automatic and she started giving me shit about having an automatic, that real men drive stick. I said, "Well, with a manual, it wouldn't be as easy to do this..." and took her hand in mine. She blushed. That was some smooth shit on my part.

Anyway, not knowing how to drive a stick is Crap.




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Ability: Not being able to drive stick

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:17 pm
by kerble_Archive
'Bromance' beats 'em all.

Ability: Not being able to drive stick

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:23 pm
by vockins_Archive
tommydski wrote:Manual Transmission - Driving.
Automatic Transmission - Steering.

I genuinely don't feel in control of the vehicle in an automatic car.
And you drive a ...?