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How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:50 am
by honeyisfunny_Archive
16 and 364 days. To a soundtrack of Pearl Jam. I broke my cock too and didn't 'finish'. Good times.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:30 am
by iembalm_Archive
fancyjamtime wrote:Nina wrote:Dude...that is teh gae.
She couldn't masturbate if she was alone. Said that it was depressing. She was a twice a week sex gal but a five time a week masturbator. It was tiring on my part but I did become quite the storyteller.
She asked me if I wanted to change roles. Nope.
You.Missed.Out.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:49 am
by Camaro_Archive
fancyjamtime wrote:Camaro wrote:To be fair to the story though, the sex was in a smelly canoe hovel, it was quite muddy and she wasn't very hygenic. It wasn't exactly a "Jacquline Bisset expertly and tenderly taking a young man's seed" kinda story. Still, no regrets, eh?
For sure--If this thread reaffirms anything it's how universally dull 90% of first time stories are. Sometimes you bang a skinhead on a hospital bed under a swastika, but most of us seem to just get drunk and get it over with. Yours is pretty good. And it's probably a good thing it wasn't like
this, as that would have set the bar awfully high.
I'm surprised how many of these stories involve being wasted. Granted, at 15 I didn't have regular access to booze. My story is also dull: high school gf and I went to her place after a half day of school when we knew we'd have the house to ourselves. I was a little freaked out by meeting a vagina in person and used her toothbrush afterwards. Hardly the best orgasm since the birth control method was to pull out (this was impromptu--we were just going to make out.) I didn't even know I was supposed to come all over her tits and face at that point, so I just made a mess of the sheets.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:11 pm
by Johnny C_Archive
honeyisfunny wrote:16 and 364 days. To a soundtrack of Pearl Jam. I broke my cock too and didn't 'finish'. Good times.
honeyisfunny wrote:I broke my cock too and didn't 'finish'.
honeyisfunny wrote:I broke my cock
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:16 pm
by Heeby Jeeby_Archive
Johnny C wrote:honeyisfunny wrote:16 and 364 days. To a soundtrack of Pearl Jam. I broke my cock too and didn't 'finish'. Good times.
honeyisfunny wrote:I broke my cock too and didn't 'finish'.
honeyisfunny wrote:I broke my cock
I know a guy who twanged his banjo string. From bedroom to emergency room in 15 minutes.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:24 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Heeby Jeeby wrote:Johnny C wrote:honeyisfunny wrote:16 and 364 days. To a soundtrack of Pearl Jam. I broke my cock too and didn't 'finish'. Good times.
honeyisfunny wrote:I broke my cock too and didn't 'finish'.
honeyisfunny wrote:I broke my cock
I know a guy who twanged his banjo string. From bedroom to emergency room in 15 minutes.
You don;t even want to hear the story I have about my friend ripping his nutsack open climbing over a fence.
Or the 'Pink Sock' story. Jesus, the pink sock story. Makes me shudder to even mention it.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:26 pm
by Steve V_Archive
17 on my grandparents' day bed while they were taking my brother to the beach. Lasted an agonizingly long time and she cried throughout. One of the best/worst experiences of my life.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:31 pm
by tommydski_Archive
I don't really understand why/how you continued to have sex if she was crying and it was agonising.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:51 pm
by Steve V_Archive
tommydski wrote:I don't really understand why/how you continued to have sex if she was crying and it was agonising.
Me neither Tommy...me neither.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:44 pm
by Andrew_Archive
15th birthday. My girlfriend (a grade ahead and not a virgin) and I set the date weeks in advance. Like, we were constantly writing coded notes that we exchanged between classes. We developed our own language to talk about it, the way close friends do for all sorts of stuff. Anyway, it was premeditated in a cute, intimate way. We solved the riddle of getting condoms collaboratively. Not a great story but a fine start to fucking, really. We were in love and stayed together through most of high school. No surprise, in retrospect, that I've always had a low tolerance for misogyny and insecure, macho posturing.