Lonesome Bulldog wrote:YOU ALL OUGHTA WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT THE BLIND LADY.

For all we know, she could be reading this right now...

for all you know, she could. There was a huge project at an ISP I used to work for being developed by a friend and one other member of the IP Engineering team who just happened to be completely blind. He had an office with a computer, monitor and everything (the monitor was turned around so people on the other end of the desk could see what he was typing, and the results), and worked remarkably well. Arguably better than a lot of seeing people. Also, he was fucking brilliant.

Point being, the technology exists. The joking is all well and good, but a bit misguided.

Nina wrote:"Hello" is always a perfect way to start.

The Lionel Richie song? Maybe.

You could stand outside her window holding a ghetto blaster playing "In Your Eyes". Or you could do that to the place next door. With her heightened sense of hearing, she bound to hear you explaining to the next door neighbor that you have the wrong house. If she gets the joke, she's yours.

I was thinking more along lines of Tears for Fears' "Head Over Heels".

or take the more dadaist approach and use 'eyes without a face'...

Give her a copy of Giants Chair's "Purity and Control."

Tree wrote:

Nina wrote:"Hello" is always a perfect way to start.

The Lionel Richie song? Maybe.

Haha. Give her this and she'll understand everything:

sneak up behind her & sign "you complete me" between her thighs.








i realise this doesn't actually make any fucking sense & probably wouldn't work, but this was the only way i could get it out of my head. my mind was off on a dirtytalk with helen keller tangent.

spako, i think a wisely-chosen hellen keller joke is the way to go.

if she doesn't have a sense of humor about her permanent disability, then this relationship has no potential.

Kayte wrote:

Tree wrote:

Nina wrote:"Hello" is always a perfect way to start.

The Lionel Richie song? Maybe.

Haha. Give her this and she'll understand everything:

LOL!

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Give her a copy of Giants Chair's "Purity and Control."

I might be the only fourm member who got that joke...