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How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:12 pm
by ironyengine_Archive
Lonesome Bulldog wrote:YOU ALL OUGHTA WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT THE BLIND LADY.
For all we know, she could be reading this right now...
for all you know, she could. There was a huge project at an ISP I used to work for being developed by a friend and one other member of the IP Engineering team who just happened to be completely blind. He had an office with a computer, monitor and everything (the monitor was turned around so people on the other end of the desk could see what he was typing, and the results), and worked remarkably well. Arguably better than a lot of seeing people. Also, he was fucking brilliant.
Point being, the technology exists. The joking is all well and good, but a bit misguided.
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:23 pm
by Tree_Archive
Nina wrote:"Hello" is always a perfect way to start.
The Lionel Richie song? Maybe.
You could stand outside her window holding a ghetto blaster playing "In Your Eyes". Or you could do that to the place next door. With her heightened sense of hearing, she bound to hear you explaining to the next door neighbor that you have the wrong house. If she gets the joke, she's yours.
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:32 am
by Charlie D_Archive
I was thinking more along lines of Tears for Fears' "Head Over Heels".
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:39 am
by Red Square_Archive
or take the more dadaist approach and use 'eyes without a face'...
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:47 am
by Mandroid20_Archive
Give her a copy of Giants Chair's "Purity and Control."
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:08 am
by Kayte_Archive
Tree wrote:Nina wrote:"Hello" is always a perfect way to start.
The Lionel Richie song? Maybe.
Haha. Give her this and she'll understand everything:
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:47 am
by jimmy spako_Archive
sneak up behind her & sign "you complete me" between her thighs.
i realise this doesn't actually make any fucking sense & probably wouldn't work, but this was the only way i could get it out of my head. my mind was off on a dirtytalk with helen keller tangent.
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:13 am
by DazeyDiver_Archive
spako, i think a wisely-chosen hellen keller joke is the way to go.
if she doesn't have a sense of humor about her permanent disability, then this relationship has no potential.
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:11 am
by John George Peppers_Archive
Kayte wrote:Tree wrote:Nina wrote:"Hello" is always a perfect way to start.
The Lionel Richie song? Maybe.
Haha. Give her this and she'll understand everything:
LOL!
How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:14 am
by yaledelay_Archive
Mandroid2.0 wrote:Give her a copy of Giants Chair's "Purity and Control."
I might be the only fourm member who got that joke...
