Picture is a fauz pas.

Lu, don't be an idiot, delete that pic tout de suite or the mods should do it for you.What the fuck, man.

What pic?Oh shit. I was editing it inside the post before posting, and posted the pic altogether.I apologize to her. She deserved better. Even 10 years ago. We both did.

Any use the word "undercarriage."

NSFW, but this is the pic Luzwei deleted, in case anyone's wondering.

I am fired.

Maybe we should just let this thread die.

There was a girl that had been hanging around Paradise in Madison that I'd been noticing for a bit. Saw her at party a few weeks later at a buddy's house. We were pretty drunk. We went outside and I got on top of her behind his garage.I went inside and told my buddy that I fucked her on the giant pile of leaves behind his garage. He said-" That's not a pile of leaves. That's a compost pile." She never returned to the party and I never saw her at Paradise again.

Charlie D wrote:I am fired.just rub some beans on it.

jimmy spako wrote:Maybe we should just let this thread die.I would never let you die. I would at least rub some beans on you.