Bootsy Collins suffers writer's block

Barton Funk

A South African comedy/drama starring Chevy Chase

Flitch

A lone bailiff faces his greatest challenge.

Lien vs Predator

80s thriller in which a ruthless gang of thieves seize control of the Tower of London and the only thing that stands between them and the Crown Jewels is the former Princess of Wales, come on you can see where this is going it's

Di Hard

Remake set in the Middle Ages. The wife of the local sheriff has been kidnapped by a band of street musicians who locked themselves away in the church tower.

Die Bard

Michael Bay (played by Ben Affleck) must help Earth fight off an asteroid who got pissed at having Michael's shitty movies beamed up at him.

Karmageddon

Jim Carrey catches fire and runs around screaming for 90 minutes in Bruce Alighty

Anthony Flack wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2023 3:28 pm Jim Carrey catches fire and runs around screaming for 90 minutes in Bruce Alighty

made me laugh

Indy goes into a two-hour long meditative mantra to be able to stand Kate Capshaw's voice.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of OOM

Greg Abbot and Ted Cruz pool their campaign profits and hire a famous playgirl to lead a new kind of treasure hunt.

Lara Croft: Womb Raider