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timmx wrote:Mother's Day

Just Better: Muthas Day
Just Worse: Motherfuckers Day

Kenny: The use of the phrase "Old Town" (or, worse yet, "Olde Towne") to identify an obviously gentrified and/or touristy area

kenny: "olde" town

jb: an actual "old" part of town where no one speaks english and you can really good food (polish, chinese, etc)
jw: hipsters who bitch about neighborhoods being gentrified



kenny:not having anything good to kenny, but having to come w/ something because you don't want to slow the game down/incur the wrath of stackmatic, so you kenny not being able to come up w/ a kenny

kenny: no kenny in mind, but you are afraid of scorn so you kenny not having a kenny

j.b.: sideswiping a parked car whilst drunk, not stopping to leave a note, losing all yr radiator fluid as a result of the collision, having to pull over, having the cops pull up and ask you if you just sideswiped a car, saying YES, and somehow getting away with it w/o having to dispense either a blow job or a bribe. not to mention both.

j.w.: losing your sense of taste for a couple days

now kenny:

corliss williamson

tmidgett wrote:kenny: corliss williamson

jb = the character Burt from the Hogan Family TV show
jw = the role of lettuce in a good sandwich


Please kenny:

the vocal stylings of Richard Butler

the Classical wrote:hipsters who bitch about neighborhoods being gentrified

Okay let’s have it. Let’s hear a defense of gentrification that goes beyond the most myopic, monastic, community- spurning self- interest. You’re all thoughtful people, I’m sure you can say something reasonable about this.

alex wrote:

the Classical wrote:hipsters who bitch about neighborhoods being gentrified

Okay let’s have it. Let’s hear a defense of gentrification that goes beyond the most myopic, monastic, community- spurning self- interest. You’re all thoughtful people, I’m sure you can say something reasonable about this.

First off, yr not correctly playing kenny, see you have to do a just better and then a just worse.

Second, I am only one dude so I don't know why yr referring to me as "people".

Third, if you re-read what I wrote I was not defending gentrification, I was pointing out I can't stand hip people sitting in coffee shops, smoking clove cigarettes, drinking lattes and bemoaning how a certain neighborhood has lost its "charm", when, imho, those are the same people who are the frontline of gentrification itself. Where the urban hipster goes, the developer is not far behind kind of thing.

Finally, kenny, and posting on internet messageboards in general, is a entertaining timewaster, I wasn't trying to make a sweeping political statement (and if I did or if I do, I apologise profoundly). I was being glib.

phew

the vocal stylings of Richard Butler

j.b. the vocal stylings of rod stewart, 1970-1972. i like richard butler's voice a lot.

j.w. the vocal stylings of jake burns (stiff little fingers)

i was going to say the vocal stylings of jimmy pursey, but he wasn't as good as jake burns

kenny?

a heavy sheet of watermarked blank paper, made of some kind of cream-colored lineny stuff

tmidgett wrote:a heavy sheet of watermarked blank paper, made of some kind of cream-colored lineny stuff

Just Better: Said sheet of paper after having been written upon by a person possessed of good penmanship and a quality fountain pen.
Just Worse: Watching an old man shop for golf shoes.

WTF, Kenneth? The forthcoming terrorist attack against Walt Disney World.

"The forthcoming terrorist attack against Walt Disney World."

J.B.: being in the restroom of said Disney world and exclaiming "I do believe in tinkerbell!" very loudly while urinating.
J.W.: Malt Disney Liquor


Please Kenny:

The sonorous sounds of Christopher Cross' "Arthur's Theme"

Faiz

kenny: The sonorous sounds of Christopher Cross' "Arthur's Theme"

j.b. belting out and hearing the echo of the words "if you get caught between the moon and
new york city" off the shower walls as a young boy, after having purchased
the 45 at woolworth's

j.w. the b-side of the j. geils band "centerfold"

kenny!
the sinewy strand of meat that connects each side of a breast of chicken
that you may or may not encounter depending on your bite placement
when eating a chicken sandwich from your favorite fast food restaurant