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Am I going to hell for driving a jeep cherokee?

In all actuality it has better visibility than any other vehicle I have driven and it can fit my bass amp in the back, and the 4WD is nice when it snows here in utah.

I hate the gas mileage, however I still use public transportation when I can and end up spending about 20 a week in gas with current 2.80 gas prices. When I start making some money I think want some sort of mazda or subaru wagon, so I can still get that fucking bass amp in there and have nearly twice the gas mileage.

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a real freedom loving man will buy a humvee. they are a man's man's car, unlike the rest. buying a volvo is comparable to buying cheap, fast-burning smokes. a real man would not do that. and humvees are extra safe for children. they are built for children. that is why there are so many at the beach. a humvee will command respect from sea to shining sea, and get you there in half a day.

also i commend you for standing proud against people complaining about the price of gasoline. if you cannot feed your car expensive gasoline, how do you know it will run well? i ask you this, will a dog not run twice as proud on expensive, american-manufactured dog food? of course a resounding, booming, yes.

lastly, take no heed about your wife's complaints that it is too much car for her. of course it is too much car for her, she isn't a man! plus she should also be thinking about your children, like you are. she should be thinking about them just as much, and once you explain that to her she will undoubtedly agree that you cannot afford to not get a humvee. it is pure good common sense, and then some more.

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davesec wrote:a real freedom loving man will buy a canyonaro. they are a man's man's car, unlike the rest. buying a volvo is comparable to buying cheap, fast-burning smokes. a real man would not do that. and canyonaros are extra safe for children. they are built for children. that is why there are so many at the beach. a canyonaro will command respect from sea to shining sea, and get you there in half a day.

also i commend you for standing proud against people complaining about the price of gasoline. if you cannot feed your car expensive gasoline, how do you know it will run well? i ask you this, will a dog not run twice as proud on expensive, american-manufactured dog food? of course a resounding, booming, yes.

lastly, take no heed about your wife's complaints that it is too much car for her. of course it is too much car for her, she isn't a man! plus she should also be thinking about your children, like you are. she should be thinking about them just as much, and once you explain that to her she will undoubtedly agree that you cannot afford to not get a canyonaro. it is pure good common sense, and then some more.
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