Premier Rock Forum

Discovering that you realize that really hot dumb and/or stuck up girls really aren't that hot.

jb: discovering that you can have your way with really hot dumb and/or stuck up girls, due to the fact that they are now mortal in your eyes.

jw: discovering that you are really dumb and/or stuck up, even though you were never even all that hot to begin with.

There are more kenny's above to be kennied. Bring on the New Wave!

gio wrote:Bring on the New Wave!

Just Better: Bring on the competitive yodeling!
Just Worse: Bring on the Leo Sayer!

Kenny: Keith Foulke

Kenny: Keith Foulke

Just Better: Francisco Cordero (this year, anyway)
Just Worse: His eventual replacement in Oakland, Octavio Dotel
Much Worse: His initial replacement in Oakland, Arthur Rhodes
Much Worse: Chicago White Sox GM Kenny Williams' trade of Foulke for Billy Koch in 2003.

Kenny: Red Swingline staplers.

Angus Jung wrote:Kenny: Red Swingline staplers.

just better = the Honeywell Round Thermostat
just worse = Kiwi brand tin shoe polish containers

Please, kenny:
- It's 1982 and you sit down in front your TV for another exciting episode of the Dukes of Hazard. WTF? WTF is this shit? Coy and Vance? What? WTF?

Much Worse: His initial replacement in Oakland, Arthur Rhodes

the mariners tried using arthur rhodes as a closer on many occasions, and it never worked. obviously, he has been quite a good middle reliever, even late innings, but he just doesn't have the guts to close, or something. i was kind of surprised the a's even tried it.

kenny: using arthur rhodes as a closer

j.b. using your dirty underwear to towel off after you shower

j.w. using old bubblegum as a guitar pick

Arthur Rhodes used to have a 95-96 mph fastball.

Arthur Rhodes has not thrown a fastball harder than 92 mph as a member of the Oakland Athletics.

He looks, and pitches, like an old, neutered bulldog.

stackmatic wrote:- It's 1982 and you sit down in front your TV for another exciting episode of the Dukes of Hazard. WTF? WTF is this shit? Coy and Vance? What? WTF?

JB - it's 1980-something and you sit down to watch Three's Company. due to her thighmastery of capitalism, Chrissy has been replaced by, uh, her cousin, Cindy? but it's alright, because when jack shoots her with the camera that sprays water, but somebody (larry?!?!) filled it with ink, she takes it like a champ.

JW - first of all, why are you watching Growing Pains? what's the matter with you? but then to make it worse, just like Family Ties, just like Cosby, since the little kid has grown up a tad too much and aged markedly poorly, they've thrown a new tot in the mix. but doude?!?! Growing Pains?!?!?

kenny - it's spinning. everything is spinning. nothing you can do will make it stop spinning.

[quote="toomanyhelicopters]
kenny - it's spinning. everything is spinning. nothing you can do will make it stop spinning.[/quote]



JW: You're dry-heaving. Dry-heaving. Nothing anyone can do will stop this dry-heaving.

JB: "Baby, it's a sin! Hot sin! Not even human anatomy will stop this decadent sinning!"


Kenny: forgetting to put on deodorant.

LAD wrote:Kenny: forgetting to put on deodorant.

JB: Forgetting to put on pants.

JW: Forgetting to brush your teeth.

The Kenny: Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen

placeholder wrote:The Kenny: Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen

JB: Tejas, by ZZ Top

JW: Wisconsin, by the Crucifucks


Kennechachacha: Trying to leave the Chicago metro area on a Friday PM for a weedend in Wisconsin/Michigan/etc.....