geiginni wrote:Kennechachacha: Trying to leave the Chicago metro area on a Friday PM for a weedend in Wisconsin/Michigan/etc.....

JB: Punching yourself in the groin and declaring your gayness on national television.
JW: Getting attacked by two (2) dogs.


Kenny:
Sweet sweet silence.


Faiz

geiginni wrote:Trying to leave the Chicago metro area on a Friday PM for a weedend in Wisconsin/Michigan/etc.....

A "weedend"? That's great! I assume that Phish will be playing.

Just Better: Being the winning contestant on one episode of "Jeopardy!". However, as a result of extreme hubris, a severe "Final Jeopardy!" betting miscalculation, and federal and state tax withholdings, you only go home with thirty-seven cents in winnings.

Just Worse: Getting caught at 5PM Friday on a Wisconsin-bound Greyhound bus. After a quick look around the bus, you notice that there are only three passengers: you, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Horatio Sanz. You are dead sober, but Mssrs. Gooding and Sanz have apparently taken a horseload of ecstacy, and they are filming themselves in an impromptu dry land version of "Boat Trip".

And they just insist that you join them.

Kenny: Spying two co-workers at dinner together. They display obvious affection for one another. Each is married to another person.

geiginni wrote:Kennechachacha: Trying to leave the Chicago metro area on a Friday PM for a weedend in Wisconsin/Michigan/etc.....

Oh, I'm sorry. I misread that one, "weedend" sounds way fun.


Faiz

kerble wrote:Kenny:
Sweet sweet silence.

JB: Sweet sweet Whitehouse

JW: The sound of children speaking, crying, or laughing

There are a whole bunch of orphaned Kennies on the previous page.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Kenny: Spying two co-workers at dinner together. They display obvious affection for one another. Each is married to another person.

Just better: You hate them both and they are both well above you in the corporate foodchain. You say "hi" and wink as you walk out of the restaurant.

Just worse: Youre one of the "another persons."

Kentucky: You come out in the morning to find that someone has gone to some trouble to carefully remove the driver's side rearview mirror from your car. Your car is otherwise undisturbed.

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kerble wrote:Kenny:
Sweet sweet silence.

JB: Sweet sweet White [Lion]

JW: The sound of children speaking, crying, or laughing

There are a whole bunch of orphaned Kennies on the previous page.

JB: Watching "Annie" stoned out of your gourd.
JW: Yes, the orphans are why white lion wrote: "when the children cry"

Kennish:
A really good pair of nailcutters.



Faiz

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Kenny: Spying two co-workers at dinner together. They display obvious affection for one another. Each is married to another person.

Just Better: Both of the co-workers are male, and you see them doing the man-scissors in a leather bar restroom, where you are cruising for some action. You join them, and a good time is had by all.

Just Worse: One of the parties is your wife.

There are other Kennies that haven't been done, but feel free to Kenny this Rank I thought of earlier:

Gary Numan
Randy Newman
Newman from Seinfeld

Was this Rank ever done? Did I unknowingly steal it? How sad I am that the Rank, she is no more.

Faiz,

I notice that you Kenny-ing responses to other Kennies, rather than Kennies themselves! This is the crazy thing and has to blowing my mind! Also, these talking of White Lion and the orphan and the Annie! She is too much for understanding!

Salut,

Jacques

Kentucky: You come out in the morning to find that someone has gone to some trouble to carefully remove the driver's side rearview mirror from your car. Your car is otherwise undisturbed.

jb: You come out in the morning to find that someone has carelessly sideswiped your car, leaving your power mirror hanging by an electrical thread. It is, however, still attached to your car, and you secure it in place using a combination of rubber cement, clear packing tape, and bubble yum.

jw: you wake up in the morning to find that someone has gone to some trouble to carefully slip a mickey into your drink the night before. You are in your underwear on the sidewalk in front of your apartment, which has been stripped bare of all possessions.

There are more orphaned Kennies, I believe.

kerble wrote:Kennish:
A really good pair of nailcutters.

just better = A really good pair of pants.
just worse = A really good peppermill.

Please, kenny:
- The abolition of "paper index cards in wooden drawers"-style card catalogs at your local library.