sleepkid wrote:

burun wrote:

sleepkid wrote:There's no shopping in Portsmouth.

Do footballer's wives not drive to go shopping?

Only when they can borrow the Bentley. The Benz just won't do.

simmo wrote:Roy Keane is married?

Someone married Roy Keane????

...and had five children with him no less. The children have all had their spirits broken, and meekly play with bits of string in the room where they are chained to the wall.

Lucky bleeders!

"Now then, kids, this is how you finish someone's career. Remember, this is what you do if someone dares to suggest you feigned an injury"

Watching it again, it's actually even worse than I remember it being.

Dudley wrote:

sleepkid wrote:

burun wrote:

sleepkid wrote:There's no shopping in Portsmouth.

Do footballer's wives not drive to go shopping?

Only when they can borrow the Bentley. The Benz just won't do.

simmo wrote:Roy Keane is married?

Someone married Roy Keane????

...and had five children with him no less. The children have all had their spirits broken, and meekly play with bits of string in the room where they are chained to the wall.

Lucky bleeders!

"Now then, kids, this is how you finish someone's career. Remember, this is what you do if someone dares to suggest you feigned an injury"

Watching it again, it's actually even worse than I remember it being.

Every time I find myself even nearly considering Roy Keane to be a decent human being, I remind myself of that.

"And you can tell your mate Wetherall and all!"

Fuck. You. Roy. Keane.

After the midweek games, Tommydski is on top in the Fantasy Premier League. I've been basically just posting to myself in the forum there. Keeping track of things. Didn't want to jumble up the thread here, but since we all seem to be in the league, I guess it's all good.

Yeah, and Roy Keane will always be a cunt for what he did to Alfie Haaland. The worst part of it all being that Keane was seeking "revenge" when it was Keane who had injured himself in trying to foul Haaland the first time. What a twat.

I remember when Keane squared up to Shearer and Shearer kept his cool and just let Keane get himself sent off. . . . it was the smart thing to do, but I have to confess I was praying for Shearer to just decimate him.

I have a sneaking suspicion, that despite his hard tackling on the pitch, and his tough guy persona, that in a fist fight Roy Keane fights like a girl.

Fucking Ronaldo! Getting sent off like a twat! My Manchester United players are bringing me nothing but misery.

I spoke to Patrick McGoohan this morning, and he had this to say:

"This is clearly some kind of conspiracy against us. Ronaldo did not headbutt Richard Hughes. He merely gave him a friendly head greeting typical of the Portugese.

"That Christiano was sent off is clear evidence that Harry Redknapp is a cheat who bribes officials.

"And as for Michael Duberry's vicious intentional stamp on the foot of Wayne Rooney, he is merely trying to curry favour with Tommydski.

"I am the greatest manager in the world. We will win this league."

simmo wrote:I spoke to Patrick McGoohan this morning, and he had this to say:"And as for Michael Duberry's vicious intentional stamp on the foot of Wayne Rooney, he is merely trying to curry favour with Tommydski.

Michael Duberry is not capable of doing anything intentionally, be it stamp on Rooney's foot or direct a header off his 50p-shaped bonce.

Not a fan of his Leeds days then?

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simmo wrote:Not a fan of his Leeds days then?

You've got to be bloody kidding me.

iembalm wrote:You've got to love Roy Keane:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... =1779&ct=5

the daily mail??

FFS EAFFL!

Berbatov is now out for six weeks.

I can't believe this shit!

I've lost Rooney, Berbatov, Ronaldo's got himself sent off and banned for three games....

I'm sulking now.