1100cc go-kart
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2007/04/1100.html
Seriously Compressing the Dumbshit
763
taken from the Monkeys for helping blog
Marsupialized wrote:I bet I hand you a gold bar that sucks dick on command and you'll be bitching that it dosent have the right kind of moustache.
Seriously Compressing the Dumbshit
764A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a chocolate cake from scratch.
While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to the table dipped both hands in the chocolate frosting and covered his face with it.
The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said "Boy, what the hell are you doing?" The son gleefully replied "Look Mama! I'm black!!!"
The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She then said "Boy, go show your father what you've done!
The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and said "Look! Daddy, I'm Black!!" The father put his magazine down with a very puzzled look on his face seeing the chocolate on the boy's face.
The father said "Come here, boy!" The boy came to him and the father smacked his son across his head. The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa what you've done!!!"
The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and said, "Um...Grandpa, Look what I did. I'm black now."
The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded to spank him. That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your mama!!!
The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said "I hope you've learned your lesson young man.
The boy says with a scowl on his face
"Hell yeah! I've been black for 5 minutes and I hate you white mutha fucka's already!"
While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to the table dipped both hands in the chocolate frosting and covered his face with it.
The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said "Boy, what the hell are you doing?" The son gleefully replied "Look Mama! I'm black!!!"
The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She then said "Boy, go show your father what you've done!
The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and said "Look! Daddy, I'm Black!!" The father put his magazine down with a very puzzled look on his face seeing the chocolate on the boy's face.
The father said "Come here, boy!" The boy came to him and the father smacked his son across his head. The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa what you've done!!!"
The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and said, "Um...Grandpa, Look what I did. I'm black now."
The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded to spank him. That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your mama!!!
The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said "I hope you've learned your lesson young man.
The boy says with a scowl on his face
"Hell yeah! I've been black for 5 minutes and I hate you white mutha fucka's already!"
Seriously Compressing the Dumbshit
765Cranius wrote:
This is the best photograph ever. Oh, found em.
Seriously Compressing the Dumbshit
767[i posted a link to an ex-user's "find all posts." it was hilarious]
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somebody help me. i can't help myself.
Seriously Compressing the Dumbshit
768How about the seriously compressed boring shit...y'know...really slamming it in there.....
Seriously Compressing the Dumbshit
769As much as I want this to go in lil details frum yr day thread, this post belongs here.
The last thirty days in a Halfway house will fuel my writing for years.
Halfway house Journal
Day 26
Monday
went to partial: brought earplugs didn’t use them
1--good morning
2--tell us something
3--tell us something
4--How’s your day going
5--Forensic meeting– girl tested positive for weed. Probate gave her hell for this. Wanted to know Who, whats’s and why’s. She cried
Rest of night uneventful
Day 27
Tuesday
Went to Community Service
Went to community library and cleaned up after book sale.
-- They made 33 grand
–made two trips
–very satisfying
Rest of night uneventful
Called parents–Got job at Coffee spot
Day 28
Wednesday
Appointment with therapist
--Talked about my drunken years
–She rules.
ADAPT meeting
– NO shiznat–she absent: no reason
meeting with doctor
–prescribed med.
–said psych testing showed I was guarded
Found out I don’t get out of halfway ho’ till Monday April 30
PiSSAh!!
Day 29
Thursday
Community service with the VFW
--Old guys who curse will make you blush.
--Bought us lunch
--Doug--Glad shellac dint suck last week.
The last thirty days in a Halfway house will fuel my writing for years.
Halfway house Journal
Day 26
Monday
went to partial: brought earplugs didn’t use them
1--good morning
2--tell us something
3--tell us something
4--How’s your day going
5--Forensic meeting– girl tested positive for weed. Probate gave her hell for this. Wanted to know Who, whats’s and why’s. She cried
Rest of night uneventful
Day 27
Tuesday
Went to Community Service
Went to community library and cleaned up after book sale.
-- They made 33 grand
–made two trips
–very satisfying
Rest of night uneventful
Called parents–Got job at Coffee spot
Day 28
Wednesday
Appointment with therapist
--Talked about my drunken years
–She rules.
ADAPT meeting
– NO shiznat–she absent: no reason
meeting with doctor
–prescribed med.
–said psych testing showed I was guarded
Found out I don’t get out of halfway ho’ till Monday April 30
PiSSAh!!
Day 29
Thursday
Community service with the VFW
--Old guys who curse will make you blush.
--Bought us lunch
--Doug--Glad shellac dint suck last week.
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.
