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sack of smashed assholes wrote:a guy I work with claims he doesn't like eggs. I immediately thought of that burger with the egg on it, and how bad he'd be missing out.

The Code is Almighty has some sort of pathological fear of eggs, he was on a quest to fill up his wall of gluttony card and had to eat the Kuma. He saved it for last and it was like watching a man eat his own newborn baby, you could tell every bite was excruciating.
I don't get it, eggs is good.

ERawk wrote:When does Code come back from Europe, 'Supe?

I still have yet to meet that mofo.

dunno, soon i imagine

Marsupialized wrote:Beastqueef has released a new single, it's titled 'I enjoy Kumas very much'

Check it

http://www.myspace.com/beastqueef


EDIT:
The fine people at Kumas have assured me that this is in fact the first Kuma's themed song they know of existing and they heartily approve.

It's a damn sight better than that Hot Doug's song.

lemur68 wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Beastqueef has released a new single, it's titled 'I enjoy Kumas very much'

Check it

http://www.myspace.com/beastqueef


EDIT:
The fine people at Kumas have assured me that this is in fact the first Kuma's themed song they know of existing and they heartily approve.

It's a damn sight better than that Hot Doug's song.

We are having a contest, if you can make out the lyrics correctly you win the right to buy me a Kuma burger.

Marsupialized wrote:

noise&light wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Beastqueef has released a new single, it's titled 'I enjoy Kumas very much'

Is a Beastqueef burger on the horizon? Only time will tell.

I don't think that I want to taste something called Beastqueef.

This Beastqueef is delicious!

Yeah. I don't know.

they would somehow need to have an air pocket inside the patty so when you bit into it you got that satisfying fffrrrrbbbbbbttttttt directly into your mouth

I'm picturing Swiss cheese for some reason.

richterbjack wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

noise&light wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Beastqueef has released a new single, it's titled 'I enjoy Kumas very much'

Is a Beastqueef burger on the horizon? Only time will tell.

I don't think that I want to taste something called Beastqueef.

This Beastqueef is delicious!

Yeah. I don't know.

they would somehow need to have an air pocket inside the patty so when you bit into it you got that satisfying fffrrrrbbbbbbttttttt directly into your mouth

I'm picturing Swiss cheese for some reason.

Filled with pickled Herring cream sauce and limburger

They should be open today, right? I can't imagine them being closed, it's probably one of the biggest days of the year for them as a refuge for people like me & the ms. who strive to avoid families, BBQs and all the other typical crap you're supposed to fight your way in traffic to on days like this. We'll be there at 11:30 am sharp, goddammit.

EDIT: Balls! They WERE closed.

Pickled Herring Cream sauce is not a fish sauce? You mean, like tartar sauce? It will come with a toothpaste tube filled with warm tartar sauce.

Oh yeah, in addition to the limburger there's an extra thick slice of head cheese as well.

Special burger this month:

The Chicago City Council
seared foie gras, peaches with sauternes compote, and carmelized onions

It's 24 bucks but 10% of its proceeds from this particular burger go to to MADD.
Not the greatest charity in the world as far as I'm concerned but hey, whatever floats their boat.


Also I have been told that they are going to open a Kumas in Vegas very soon, no shit.
They have started using a different pretzel bun than they were using and a different seasoning for the fries as well, anyone notice a difference?

The burgers are a little bit larger now too.

Viva Kumas!!

Marsupialized wrote:The Chicago City Council

would not go see.

also, fuck a bunch of madd.