Hey, I'll cop to that. I get my own back by pushing bits of cotton wool into her ears while she's asleep. Bitch thinks she's going deaf.
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7882I recently started "clean shaving" my entire face. I actually started using after shave stuff too (God Damn The Man has Got Me Down). So this morning I leaned in for a kiss from my daughter and she said "Fadder, you smell handsome". It put a spring in my step this morning.
steve wrote:Would certainly mash her kidshitter.
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7883I've had thoughts like this. They're difficult to describe. Like say you're sitting with your grandmother having a pleasant conversation and you think, What if I punched her in the face as hard as I could? The scary thing is: Why has this thought presented itself to me? And by thinking it have I somehow made this unthinkable thing closer to happening?honeyisfunny wrote:His explanation was that the understanding that it would be the worst thing in the world was so strong that it just made him do it. I haven't got to that stage yet.
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7884Trust me. She hates you. She's not just bored or tired of your realtionship, she wants to hurt you. She is going to hurt you until you lash out at her and effectively end your relationship.Neuloveyou wrote:Well she told me the other night, while drunk, that she didn't think I should sing with my band as "vocals aren't my strong point", she was "bored of me when I'm not with her", and also that "maybe you should try and be happy with what you've got at work".
None of this is too worrying to me as I agree with quite a lot of it to a greater or lesser extent but it might give a bit of an insight into the sort of give and take at play within our relationship that may have lead her to stamp on my foot.
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.
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7885DM wrote:I recently started "clean shaving" my entire face. I actually started using after shave stuff too (God Damn The Man has Got Me Down). So this morning I leaned in for a kiss from my daughter and she said "Fadder, you smell handsome". It put a spring in my step this morning.
Aftershave dries out your skin. What you want to do after you've shaved is splash it with cold water to close the pores and then moisturise.
This stuff shits over most of the dedicated 'for men' moisturisers on the shelves:
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7886Woooh mercy! This clearly came out all wrong. I pretty sure this isn't the case. She was just being drunk and spiteful/ trying to be kind of funny but missing the point. Which was what I was trying to get across.
Anyway, your post where you mention punching your granny in the face was the thing she was talking about regarding the foot-stamping incident.
Anyway, your post where you mention punching your granny in the face was the thing she was talking about regarding the foot-stamping incident.
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7887what STF said. She sounds like a borderline personality. Run, don't walk.
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7888Maybe it's more harmless than it sounds. But whenever I've started openly criticizing someone and saying mean things it was the beginning of the end.Neuloveyou wrote:Woooh mercy! This clearly came out all wrong. I pretty sure this isn't the case. She was just being drunk and spiteful/ trying to be kind of funny but missing the point. Which was what I was trying to get across.
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.
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7889Neuloveyou wrote:Woooh mercy! This clearly came out all wrong. I pretty sure this isn't the case. She was just being drunk and spiteful/ trying to be kind of funny but missing the point. Which was what I was trying to get across.
Anyway, your post where you mention punching your granny in the face was the thing she was talking about regarding the foot-stamping incident.
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7890STF wrote:I've had thoughts like this. They're difficult to describe. Like say you're sitting with your grandmother having a pleasant conversation and you think, What if I punched her in the face as hard as I could? The scary thing is: Why has this thought presented itself to me? And by thinking it have I somehow made this unthinkable thing closer to happening?honeyisfunny wrote:His explanation was that the understanding that it would be the worst thing in the world was so strong that it just made him do it. I haven't got to that stage yet.
Only if you have Tourette's.
Also, I meant to say. I think like this all the time, but it usually manifests itself in spitting in someone's face. Usually at a meeting or something important.
So if I were develop Tourette's, that'll be my modus operandi, I guess.
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