STF wrote:

Neuloveyou wrote:Woooh mercy! This clearly came out all wrong. I pretty sure this isn't the case. She was just being drunk and spiteful/ trying to be kind of funny but missing the point. Which was what I was trying to get across.

Maybe it's more harmless than it sounds. But whenever I've started openly criticizing someone and saying mean things it was the beginning of the end.

We've always been honest with each other, to the point of being openly critical. Based on that we've made it five years so far.
But if I DO wake up stabbed you'll guys will be the first to see me hold up my hands and say "Hey, i was wrong. I admit it. Cut me a slice of that humble pie."
Anyway, home from work early and listening to Mingus Sextet at Cornell 1964. All is good.

Today is the day - fuck all the haters and the nay-sayers - the USB turntable now makes its new home in cubicle-land!

(Tune in to the 'What Are You Listening To Right This Second?' thread for more thrilling details as they unfold!)

Rimbaud III wrote:

DM wrote:I recently started "clean shaving" my entire face. I actually started using after shave stuff too (God Damn The Man has Got Me Down). So this morning I leaned in for a kiss from my daughter and she said "Fadder, you smell handsome". It put a spring in my step this morning.

Aftershave dries out your skin. What you want to do after you've shaved is splash it with cold water to close the pores and then moisturise.

This stuff shits over most of the dedicated 'for men' moisturisers on the shelves:

Nah, I hate that stuff, you wanna get some Trumper's Skin Food.

After having got myself a teaching job to start in September, I've been looking at what sort of thing I'll be able to afford to rent in Cheltenham (where the school is) if I decide I can't face commuting from Bristol. I'm quite happy actually, and have found some lovely little flats in my price range...

Everything's coming up Millhouse!

after shave? cold water, then later, witch hazel.

phildodd wrote:Everything's coming up Millhouse!

Ah, I love this line. Salut!

I have those thoughts too. You're having a "nice" conversation with someone you've just been introduced to and you realise it's a little too pleasant. Your mind starts to wonder and you start thinking shit like "what if I were to grab his mom's ass?" or "what if I called her a cunt!?".

Not that I've ever done that, mind you.

Cool, PJ Harvey is playing in my town. The uncool part: $110 tickets. Does she always charge like that?

worked from home today because I woke up feeling like shit. by noon I'd done more than I could do in a ten hour day in my office. Julia and I went to Doug's. I had a char dog w. everything + peppers and an Italian with giardinera. having a tea with whiskey now. I still feel kinda bad but fuck it, I'm gonna go look at guitar shops til the kid gets off school.

man I miss working from home. I'm gonna make them let me do this one day a week.

500!

I thought I got the spammer label after posting that doosy in the LOLins thread but I guess you get that when you hit 500 posts.