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The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:52 pm
by patrick md_Archive
Terrainasaur wrote: What about this guy? He's found a way to lull and/or befriend the snakes. Is he the real savior? If that's the case, then when will Sam get to use his taser?
Friendly Snakes on a Plane?
Is this one of the Keenan and Kel kids??
I don't think I can wait until 2006 for Snakes on a Plane. Why is it taking so long for the damn movie to come out??
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:13 pm
by DrAwkward_Archive
patrick md wrote:Terrainasaur wrote: What about this guy? He's found a way to lull and/or befriend the snakes. Is he the real savior? If that's the case, then when will Sam get to use his taser?
Friendly Snakes on a Plane?
Is this one of the Keenan and Kel kids??
I don't think I can wait until 2006 for Snakes on a Plane. Why is it taking so long for the damn movie to come out??
Waitwaitwait
waitWAIT. Is that the kid from Keenan & Kel who played Fat Albert? Maybe he could place a call to the Brown Hornet to take care of them thar snakes, and then perform a fun tune with the Junk Yard Band about what they all learned from their adventure.
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:09 am
by emmanuelle cunt_Archive
i've just made this conversation with my brother, while he was half a sleep
me: what would you do if there were poisonous snakes on your plane?
brother: i would act rationally in order to minimalize the threat
me: and how would you do that?
brother: i would kill all the snakes by crashing the airplane into a building.
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:47 pm
by slowriot_Archive
this morning i had to wake up at 11am (as if) to take a phone call from someone who is trying to help me publish the book i'm writing. i wouldn't call it an interview or professional call by any nature, but it also wasn't just a friendly chat.
in any event, he attempted to sound cultured and dropped the name of chuck klosterman, while asking how i could compare the book i'm working on to his "killing yourself to live" or whatever it's called.
so i said, "it's totally different. a less complex person couldn't possibly write such a book. it's the most carelessly solipstic thing i've ever skimmed. but that's chuck klosterman. he writes for SPIN. i mean... snakes on a plane."
the reference went wholly unnoticed.
i've been using it as a synonym in lieu of say, spouting a cliche like "this is what it is" or "what else can i say"
anyone else slipped it into everyday conversation yet?
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:05 pm
by stewie_Archive
slowriot wrote:anyone else slipped it into everyday conversation yet?
Nope, but that all changes today!
I want to see this phrase described in most English reference texts in 5 years. That's how popular it should be.
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:07 pm
by DrAwkward_Archive
slowriot wrote:anyone else slipped it into everyday conversation yet?
I've been trying to insert it as an exclamation/interjection whenever i can think to. Why, snakes on a plane, look who's here! And so forth.
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:11 pm
by TheeMajorMiller_Archive
I exclaimed "snakes on a plane!" when the Sox won on Friday. The two jocks sitting next to me with the backwards Red Sox hats, the ones that got pissed everytime I cheered for the White Sox, suddenly looked confused.
"Snakes on a Plane" may have saved me from a barroom brawl.
Salut, "Snakes on a Plane"!
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:16 pm
by emmanuelle cunt_Archive
stewie wrote:slowriot wrote:anyone else slipped it into everyday conversation yet?
Nope, but that all changes today!
I want to see this phrase described in most English reference texts in 5 years. That's how popular it should be.
amen.
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:18 pm
by DefinitelyNOTtheSWEDE_Archive
I gotta say. I have been ignoring this thing for too long.
Fucking Snakes on a plane.
best thing ever.
The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:52 pm
by geiginni_Archive
Has anyone considered the "porn movie spinoff name" potential for this movie?
"Snakes In Her Thang"
"Dang! He's got Snakes for a Wang"
"Snakes in a Plain Jane"
"Black 'Snakes' in a Plain White Chick"
Ad nauseum.....