After some guy tried to borrow a construction cone to use in a scavenger hunt, the graveyard bellman said the following on the radio:

"You mean to tell me a guy with his own gimp, can't seal the deal without playing around with some cones?"

This made me laugh today. A photograph of my nephew from last Saturday night.

Albini's tour diary wrote: There's maybe 1% of all pornography that has any effect on me, and it's definitely not a turn-on very often. But when it is, and it's as weird as this, it's pretty hard to take. Best and most hilarious knocked-up-and-horny- type future mom books I've seen. Hilarious pre-op TV/TS booty raunch too. Also saw one of the few authentic-dyke hardcore dildo/whole arm/tongue fuck bitch-on-bitch films I've seen. Two obviously into-it little butch foxes really going at it. Glad to see ya, gals, post-gig party is at my pad.

First time I've read this.

there have been probably a lot of funny things today, but one was....... so i'm visiting my parents. my dad and i are both 'puter dorks...... i probably inherited it from him actually. anyway, so my mom feels left out cause everyone has a laptop but her so we go to best buy and get her one....... i get home and begin the process of teaching her how to open it, see internet is connected, and find her e-mail/internet explorer. we finally get as far as google and i ask "ok now pick a subject and we will find out about it." she says "ok, college diploma!" so i punch in college diploma and up come all these fake diploma sites. she seems almost too interested, as we sit on these sites for an hour. she mentions she'd heard of this because one of her pastors bought a phD for $5,000 and then got an awesome job. so now, as far as she's concerned, were it not for the threat of terrorism shutting down all these sites, she would have become a doctor 2 hours ago. actually, who knows, she might be a doctor by next week.

"One of the best portable cushions I have ever tested."

- Andy Porgh The Gadget Guru, NY Times Syndicate Newspapers

Infernal wrote:PS....I am new here.

Hello to all. You guys rule.

Well... Thanks for being honest.

"I'm confident that you will find these boxes to be excellent."

Freind of the HI-Fi (more Dr Aka then me) takes being a Troll to a artistic level... Mathew and Humphrey this is how it is done...

these are well worth your reading time...

http://community.livejournal.com/indiem ... 56992.html

http://community.livejournal.com/indiem ... 57955.html

http://community.livejournal.com/indiem ... 58708.html

Nazi dog... so good...

Well I didn't hear this, and it wasn't today, but I still chuckle when I think of it.

My boss at my last job had a stapler, written in white-out on top of the stapler it said "Useless if Stolen!"

I never knew how or why it was labeled as such

"Is Paris in France?"


Either I have deja vu or the same person asked me the same thing before.