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Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:17 pm
by holly golightly_Archive
Can't come up with any original ones, but this was always a favorite of mine:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35101
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:24 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
oxlongm wrote:Marsupialized Endorses Obama
I'm hoping he'll choose me as a running mate.
If we win, you rich kids better watch the fuck out.
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:33 pm
by oxlongm_Archive
one more:
Anna Nicole's Weight Loss To Continue
I sort of copied it from this one:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35795/print/
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:41 pm
by DrAwkward_Archive
24-Year-Old Aspiring Hollywood Actress Looking for Love Sick of Being Mistaken for Spambot on MySpace
*inspired by the activity on my MySpace account today.
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:37 pm
by alandeus_Archive
Chicago Tribune headline today:
"Man loses hand to pit bulls"
In truth, it was the collie that had the nuts.
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:27 pm
by Mark Hansen_Archive
Clocker Bob Renounces Conspiracy Theories, Says We're All In Good Hands.
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:51 pm
by Steve V_Archive
Area Redneck Finds the Humor in Will and Grace
Cured: Nine Inch Nails Officially Free of Talent
LAN Parties are Officially Nerdy; Discussion Put Off Until Sunday After Sleepover
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:10 pm
by mattw_Archive
James Blunt: Nah, she was ugly, I'm really into dudes
James Brown to be Weekend at Bernie'd for Dead At The Apollo
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:21 pm
by Sowley_Archive
Luckiest Man In The World Dies of Lou Gehrig's Disease
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:26 pm
by johnB_Archive
Achewood comics replace Onion articles as most shared form of social commentary.
