si-maro wrote:matthew wrote:si-maro wrote:I once BUMMED someone and I liked his ANUS and it was very sexy to have his POO all over my BIG COCK and I like to watch WOMEN make out cos all they need is a BIG, DEEP, DICK inside them and maybe they'd like to be BUMMED too cos they like SODOMY the filthy HEATHENS.
I'd like to amend this post for two reasons:
1) it's 5am in England and I'm drunk as hell.
2) but it's still more coherent than anything you've argued, Matty my fine-ased young piece of chicken....
In alcohol there is truth, my British friend......usually....but pray continue!
Don't fuck with me and let me suck you off. Big Matthew dick in my throat, oh yeah.
That's more like it, wot......just let it all out.