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NerblyBear wrote:Yeah, but what's missing from that equation is the fact that the wife can send the husband into sexual ecstasy.

And that sorta makes up for any personality clashes they might suffer. After all, life is also too short to dispense with sexual ecstasy.

you do know some people do have sex before they get married, right?

NerblyBear wrote:Yeah, but what's missing from that equation is the fact that the wife can send the husband into sexual ecstasy.

And that sorta makes up for any personality clashes they might suffer. After all, life is also too short to dispense with sexual ecstasy.

are you in a cult?

fantasmatical thorr wrote:

NerblyBear wrote:Yeah, but what's missing from that equation is the fact that the wife can send the husband into sexual ecstasy.

And that sorta makes up for any personality clashes they might suffer. After all, life is also too short to dispense with sexual ecstasy.

are you in a cult?

You're almost there. try changing a few letters.

Marsupialized wrote:
you do know some people do have sex before they get married, right?

Yeah, but what can beat knowing that, for the rest of your life, you will be able to have sex every night with the same beautiful woman? Multiple times a night if you so choose.

That has to be a wonderful feeling. Like you've inherited the world itself.

I say that marriage is emphatically not crap.

NerblyBear wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:
you do know some people do have sex before they get married, right?

Yeah, but what can beat knowing that, for the rest of your life, you will be able to have sex every night with the same beautiful woman? Multiple times a night if you so choose.

That has to be a wonderful feeling. Like you've inherited the world itself.

I say that marriage is emphatically not crap.

How, exactly, does marriage guarantee this?

NerblyBear wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:
you do know some people do have sex before they get married, right?

Yeah, but what can beat knowing that, for the rest of your life, you will be able to have sex every night with the same beautiful woman? Multiple times a night if you so choose.

That has to be a wonderful feeling. Like you've inherited the world itself.

I say that marriage is emphatically not crap.

What about when she gets ugly and fat and gets tired of 'sending you into sexual ecstasy' because you never did it to her.

Like, you think it's your right as a 'Husband' to have sex with your Wife?

Jaheez Louise.

Honestly, a truly beautiful woman will never get ugly as she ages. And fat? Pshaw--I like a little meat on the bones, personally.

And it is one's right as a husband to have sex with your wife as much as possible, isn't it?

And of course that means pleasuring her, as well, so that she'll be happy to return the ecstatic favors.

NerblyBear wrote:Honestly, a truly beautiful woman will never get ugly as she ages. And fat? Pshaw--I like a little meat on the bones, personally.

And it is one's right as a husband to have sex with your wife as much as possible, isn't it?

And of course that means pleasuring her, as well, so that she'll be happy to return the ecstatic favors.

The more posts of yours I have the misfortune of reading, the more I cannot believe that you are serious about anything.

This includes eating.

As for marriage, I'm sure it's great for some people.

Personally, Ms. Zom and I have "been together" since 1979 sans contracts, paperwork, except for things like the house, property, insurance.

NerblyBear wrote:Honestly, a truly beautiful woman will never get ugly as she ages. And fat? Pshaw--I like a little meat on the bones, personally.

And it is one's right as a husband to have sex with your wife as much as possible, isn't it?

And of course that means pleasuring her, as well, so that she'll be happy to return the ecstatic favors.

nerbly, this is kind of awkward to ask....but I'm kinda putting some pieces together here and was just curious, are you mentally retarded?

Marsupialized wrote: are you mentally retarded?

Why do you ask?