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Marsupialized wrote:phpBB [media]Did you guys not see FUTURE OLD PEOPLE ARE WIZARDS?That is the band's name, Future Old People Are Wizards. That's what they went with

mmmribsmmm wrote:These long complete phrase band names are so terrible. I have a friend that broke/ shattered his knee while roller skating a couple weeks ago. He's basically bedridden for 6 months and has to have his sister and friends bring him food, help him get to the bathroom, etc. The only thing I could think to tell him wasAT LEAST YOU CAN STILL JERK OFFSomeone should call a band that.PITY THE LITTLE CHILDREN WHO CAN'T DANCETOO FAT FOR MY BAUHAUS SHIRTDID I MENTION THAT I CRIEDNOT THAT REAR WINDOW SHIT AGAIN

atomjackfuser wrote:The Pains of Being Pure at HeartI Love You but I've Chosen DarknessSomeone Still Loves You Boris YeltsinThese long complete phrase band names are so terrible. I have a friend that broke/ shattered his knee while roller skating a couple weeks ago. He's basically bedridden for 6 months and has to have his sister and friends bring him food, help him get to the bathroom, etc. The only thing I could think to tell him wasAT LEAST YOU CAN STILL JERK OFFSomeone should call a band that.

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El Protoolio wrote:What about Gorilla Biscuits? Because those are two dumb assed fucking band names.Gorilla Biscuits is indeed a terrible band name, but if I remember correctly they named themselves after some sort of quaalude type drug that were these big brown pills nicknamed "gorilla biscuits" in their neighborhood. Makes it a little less lame. But not much.

whoisalhedges wrote:SecondEdition wrote:A Certain Ratio.Meh, its hard for me to fault anyone for naming their band after "The True Wheel." Or anything off Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy), really. I mean, The 801 was already taken by Eno/Manzanera. Personally, I'd have chosen The Central Shaft. Because, you know, it could also work for dicks.They did take it from a good song, but it's just a clunky thing to name a band.MatthewK wrote:I cannot type the name of this band, it makes me dry retch.phpBB [media]Are You Shpongled? Jesus, how dreadful.

SecondEdition wrote:A Certain Ratio.Meh, its hard for me to fault anyone for naming their band after The True Wheel. Or anything off Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy), really. I mean, The 801 was already taken by Eno/Manzanera. Personally, I'd have chosen The Central Shaft. Because, you know, it could also work for dicks.

DanH wrote:Also anything thats starts as super. Superchunk, Supertramp, Supersuckers, Supersuper. Too much Super.Are there really that many Super...s anymore?There was a period in the late-'80s/early-'90s when yes, every other band was called Super-something. Superchunk, Supersuckers, the brilliant and amazing Supercharger - but they were all really, really good. So it was okay.I suppose Supergrass broke the mold. I can't really think of a Super-band trend continuing after them.But if there were a nuclear war, and only three rock bands were left in the world; we could do a lot worse than Superchunk, the Supersuckers, and Supercharger.Oh, and 'Sup won the thread. I don't know how he does it; but that dude has a special talent for finding the most horrific bullshit imaginable. Future Old People Are Wizards is the most horrific bullshit imaginable, and the name is the worst, too.

Foster the People makes me want to Punch the People.