Woah. Faster than I ever thought to give you credit for. For crying out loud, don't you know what time it is? Don't you have work tomorr -

- oh. Yeah. That's me. Fuck.

On topic, at no point in my childhood was keyboard jockey for the planning department on my agenda. I was, in fact, going to start my own multi-faceted corporation. In the style of Richard Branson, I suppose: it would have taken care of everything. Perhaps if I had followed it through a few of you would be living happier lives right now? Who knows.

I was going to call it all 'D.C. Enterprises'. I did some total top drawings on the strength of that.

Paul McCartney

At 5 years old, I wanted to be a football (American) player. Considering I now top out at about 5'9" and 150 pounds, I was totally fooling myself. Five-year olds are stupid.

MILLIONAIRE PLUS-SIZED MODEL

At first, I wanted to be a doctor.

Then, I wanted to be a Professor of Greek Tragedy.

Now, I would like a nap.

I wanted to be a pilot. at the age of 10 I wanted to be a guitar player. at the age of 12 I wanted to be a proffesional soccer player, after half a year, I went back to guitar player, then I moved to bass.


8 years later, and Im still with the bass.

Johhny 13 wrote:Sometime prior to that, I recall that "Magician" was a popular choice.

I completely forgot. There was a time when I desperately wanted to be a magician until I came to the realization that my fingers very thin and revealing. This physical flaw completely inhibits my ability to palm things. Gloves just looked stupid. I still think I would have made a fine magician.

Jon

as a youngin' I wanted to be a garbageman...I was fascinated by the truck... I was even toying with this vocation over summer '06 (despite lack of a driver's license).

middle/highschool--Journalist, Photographer, Comedian, Noise Band guy.

college: got the journalism degree... still no drivers license...I take decent pictures...I tell awful jokes...still haven't met the bassist from Throbbing Gristle.

I wanted to be Nostradamus around the age of 12 just so I could predict my own birth.