[quote="Rimbaud III"]Maroon 5

What a band of spunkchuggers they are. The name says it all really; it's a crap colour and a crap number, and they really are a crap band. I would like to make this band more interesting by rearranging the lead singer's face with a spanner and setting the keyboard player's beard on fire.



Arguably, eliminating the Red Hot Chili Peppers (but I forgot to add that Frusciante should be spared) would have disabused us of these pussies, too. Since the ChiPeps are still around, I guess we'll have to settle for killing Maroon 5. It's a fuckin' start.

Title APOLOGIA PRO VITA SUA
Timeline 19th Century A.D.
Date 1800

Genre ENGLAND - CUMBRIAN POETS
Subject POETRY AND POETS


Text The poet in his lone yet genial hour
Gives to his eyes a magnifying power:
Or rather he emancipates his eyes
From the black shapeless accidents of size -
In unctuous cones of kindling coal,
Or smoke upwreathing from the pipe's trim bole,
His gifted ken can see
Phantoms of sublimity.


coleridge rocks

revrantMeat wrote:Title APOLOGIA PRO VITA SUA
Timeline 19th Century A.D.
Date 1800

Genre ENGLAND - CUMBRIAN POETS
Subject POETRY AND POETS


Text The poet in his lone yet genial hour
Gives to his eyes a magnifying power:
Or rather he emancipates his eyes
From the black shapeless accidents of size -
In unctuous cones of kindling coal,
Or smoke upwreathing from the pipe's trim bole,
His gifted ken can see
Phantoms of sublimity.


coleridge rocks

Is this some kind of code? Like those 'announcements' in the Times that spooks use to communicate?

*cracks knuckles*

1- Pink Floyd = I really couldn't give a shit about them in any way, shape or form, everyone think's I'm an idiot because I don't like them at all. I hate this garbage, and probably always will.

2- Led Zepplin = I loathe prog, I don't care how fucking MAGICAL zepplin is, I hate this shit. it only reminds me of the many reasons I hate the Mars Volta. I could care less how "sacred" this cow is, the faster they're gone, the faster all that garbage will have too.

3- Guns N' Roses = I finally came to grips with this, I hate Guns N Roses, I don't care how much I used to think I enjoyed them, I don't, they're fucking lame and Axl Rose is the biggest wet nap in rock n roll

I pondered this for a day.

1. Kenny G
2. I know he's dead, but that fake gangsta, humpty hump dancing, Fame school going minstrel 2-pac
3. The persona known as Jim Morrison

ogami itto wrote:
2- Led Zepplin = I loathe progl

Wow, i never in my life considered them prog. I learn something new every day.

capnreverb wrote:

ogami itto wrote:
2- Led Zepplin = I loathe progl

Wow, i never in my life considered them prog. I learn something new every day.

they've influenced countless prog rock artists, it's kind of hard not to throw them in there

Three bands eh?

Well, for starters...

1. Nickelback - I don't know where this band came from and how they got famous, but this shit has got to go. I think the world would be a much better place (music wise) if this band never existed.

2. Good Charlotte (along with the whole "pop-punk" shit) - I don't know what to say, they they just flat out..... well, suck.

3. Jet - I don't know what the hell those guys were thinking!

There are more bands out there, but those are just the first three that popped into my head.

So, yeah....

Santa, for Xmas please destroy:

1.) Interpol.
(for making an utter mockery of the style of music i grew up listening to and loving. for locking me out of the-band-i-work-for's dressing room so that you could all snort rails and gangbang a fat groupie ho (and i could not grab my jacket which is why i was trying to get in the first place and it was freezing out! bastards!). and for that voice! that awful fucking voice! someday i shall master the black arts just so i can raise the corpse of Ian Curtis so he can find your nazi-dressing asses and eat all of your brains!)

2.) the White Stripes.
(i watched last years' Euro MTV awards and Michael Stipe introduced their performance as "please welcome a band that will change and save music forever..." or something equally vile- i don't know- ran out of my hotel room before i could hear the rest of that speech. i hate any band that when i say i dislike them some schmuck says, "yeah, but you have to admit that they're really talented!". die!" can i get a 2 for 1 and kill Jet as well? they really are kind of the same band anyway, aren't they?

3.) the Bravery.
(i'm tired of typing. just kill them.)

dishonorable mentions:

i left the Strokes out- they are a sinking ship. no need to waste a vote on them- they are on the way out anyway.

kill Robert Smith. just him. i admit it, i have been a Cure fan for almost 15 years now. listening to the last 3 albums have been like watching some young thugs beat and rape my own mother and being powerless to stop it.

the Beatles are almost all dead anyway- Ringo is left. he was the only good one (hey, "Caveman" is a great movie!). plus- to kill them would only make them more powerful. it's like killing Batman. to truly destroy the Beatles we would have to frame them. say that they didn't write any of their songs and that they used large portions of their royalties to fund the campaigns of both Bush and W. Bush. something really heinous. John Lennon could not live with the lies anymore and shot himself. the "Catcher in the Rye" thing was all a coverup. then they could die a Milli Vanilli-style death!


ahhh.

Agreed, Interpol.

Agreed, Sugar Ray.

My final choice makes me worry that if I truly focus on how much I hate(d) them, with all my brain power, I will have an aneurysm and die.

The Spin Doctors.

Commence vomiting.