" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?

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3 words: STAY HUNGRY

I only know this movie because it is almost certainly the only movie filmed in my hometown of Birmingham, AL. It is Arnold Schwarzenegger's first speaking role, and he won a Golden Globe for it. I wanna say you get to see Sally's Fields's tits (which should you blink you'll miss), but I may be mistaken about that.

Whatever you do, DON'T search youtube for the final scene where speedoed bodybuilders takeover the city--it's much more powerful with the 90-minute buildup.

Also watch out for the must disgusting sex scene ever filmed.
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" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?

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what_universe wrote:"Lionman." It's Turkish. If you find it you will be rewarded.


Holy god! Another who has seen "Lionman?!?"

My suggestions are the above Turkish delight of "Lionman," Ray Denis Steckler's/Wolfgang Schmidt's "Blood Shack" (which is also known by at least 2 other titles, "Curse of the Evil Spirit" and "The Chooper"), "Castle of Death", pretty much any Italian zombie movie ever made, and motherfucking "ROCK AND ROLL NIGHTMARE."

If you have Family Video in your area, they tend to be the best chain in terms of finding hideous movies. This movie is one of the many gems I've found in a Family Video store, though my particular version is titled "Erotic Encounters of the Fourth Kind." It's...spellbinding. The dialog. The acting. The plot. It's one of the worst movies ever made. Like "Lionman," it's one of the best movies ever made.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that Ben and I recently watched "Pterodactyl," starring Coolio. That was terrible.

"Snakehead Terror" or any of the "Shark Attack"s are awesome as well. In Shark Attack 3, one of the lines of dialog is, "I'm a little wired... what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

If you get the edited version, it's changed to, "I'm a little wired...what do do you say I take you home and watch 'I Love Lucy.'"

"Hundra" is another favourite of mine, which I neglected to comment on.
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Mandroid2.0 wrote:
what_universe wrote:"Lionman." It's Turkish. If you find it you will be rewarded.


Holy god! Another who has seen "Lionman?!?"

My suggestions are the above Turkish delight of "Lionman," Ray Denis Steckler's/Wolfgang Schmidt's "Blood Shack" (which is also known by at least 2 other titles, "Curse of the Evil Spirit" and "The Chooper"), "Castle of Death", pretty much any Italian zombie movie ever made, and motherfucking "ROCK AND ROLL NIGHTMARE."

If you have Family Video in your area, they tend to be the best chain in terms of finding hideous movies. This movie is one of the many gems I've found in a Family Video store, though my particular version is titled "Erotic Encounters of the Fourth Kind." It's...spellbinding. The dialog. The acting. The plot. It's one of the worst movies ever made. Like "Lionman," it's one of the best movies ever made.

Wow! Yes, Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman is quite the shitty movie. The dialogue sounds like it was written by a sex offender.

" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?

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Glenn W. Turner wrote:Wow! Yes, Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman is quite the shitty movie. The dialogue sounds like it was written by a sex offender.


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