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"The way you use it is to take your shirt off and rub it all over yourself before you go to the club," a man who gave the alias, Peter Minichiello, says. "If you want to get [lucky], you have to know how to dance, and if you want girls to dance with you, you have to look ripped."


It's "Bitches love the haircut" in real life.

Why don't these guys just go stuff themselves up a butt. It would serve double doodie by getting them slathered with their skin-shrinkening ass ointment, and help them achieve that highly coveted burnt-orange patina of turd.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.

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Speedie wrote:
sleepkid wrote:
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Dear God Make it STOP!

I have a feeling that this guy is really a midget (little person, dwarf, whatever) on a stool. Look how stubby his fingers are.

MAKE IT STOP!!!


hahahaah! I hope that's his mums' house and he didn't choose that decor!!!!!!


Yeeah, let me make sure I get mom's dope ass plasma in the picture.

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In the Polish sect of Chicago where I live, this look is required to obtain women. Too bad I'm pasty white and orange haired(Hey maybe!!!!!......no)

I Really wish I had the cobbles to grow a foot long spiked mohawk. I'd love to accidently poke these guys in the eye with my hair. Fight oranges with bananas.

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grow one, everyone needs to have at least one hawk in their life...and make sure you do it yourself, rite of passage and all of that...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:

1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.

2) Drive through a storefront.

I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.

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