"Club Baby Seal"

The sign would have a seal being clubbed by a topless woman(very cartoony and perhaps purple neon. It would be one of those that moved and then the woman would have a club and the next movement would be her smiling and the club on the seals head with xs in its eyes).

This is not my idea, but my buddies and he claims it would be twice the free advertisement...one, Christians here in the south and two,Peta.

He also said he wants to open a sub shop and call it "SubMissions" You would be served by dominatrixes and they would tell you what you want to have.

The All-You-Can Teat Boob-ffet

Nipplean Bonerparte's

Bush Gardens

Rick Reuben wrote:The Doomsday Seed Bank Of The Submarine Billionaires

And he hits this one out of the park, folks.

Marsupialized wrote:
The last time I was in Amsterdam, I saw a live sex show where the woman broke eggs into a frying pan with her poon. She then flipped the eggs over with a spatula stuck in there, and served it to a dude in the audience.

Sheeyit...I once saw a woman pull espresso shots, steam milk, and pour perfect steam milk latte art with her cooch.

I'm not naming my strip club, I'm discreetly wrapping in brown paper.

tommydski wrote:The Titz.

tbone wrote:PJ O'Tits

Arson Smith wrote:"TITS-UP"

jimmy spako wrote:Tits on a Bull

gideon wrote:Tits Ahoy

but no Tits on Kites?

Marsupialized wrote:

trompuss wrote:

Dr. Venkman wrote:The Landing Strip

There's one here in Austin near the airport called The Landing Strip. How awesome is that. If I was the manager, I would make it a requirement that the gals had to shave their cooch in the landing strip fashion.
"Ashley, you know the rules. You and your triangle are off the pole tonight."

I have been to lots of strip clubs and I've never ever even once seen a full bush on display at one, even the landing strip is rare.

What about one featuring only naturally hirsute performers called
In-n-Out Furburger?

trompuss wrote:

Dr. Venkman wrote:The Landing Strip

There's one here in Austin near the airport called The Landing Strip. How awesome is that. If I was the manager, I would make it a requirement that the gals had to shave their cooch in the landing strip fashion.
"Ashley, you know the rules. You and your triangle are off the pole tonight."

Wasn't Sugar's near Airport? In the parking lot of that mall?

One Austin titty bar comes to mind....The Crazy Lady

Mister Tits has a ring to it.

I don't have a name, but I think it's worth mentioning that one of the Southern Exposure locations in Salt Lake City has a "Two-For-One Tuna-Tuesdays" special. You need to come up with daily buffet specials if you really want to be successful.

broad tosser wrote:Mystery Tits has a ring to it.

fyp.

the girls will wear masks.

My friend Seth and I had an idea to open up a club named Helm's Deep. Obviously, the girls would have to pick a race from middle earth and, figure out apprropriate costumes. We figured the girls dressed as Orcs would make a killing.